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| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1513 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
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| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
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| #738 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #279 | Feynman gate | 41 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #556 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 97 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
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| #96 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 15 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #320 | Senior Mints | 19 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #441 | Wand of Nagamar | 11 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| #401 | Yummy Tummy bean | 508 |
| #217 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
| #3767 | badass belt | 10 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #41 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| #729 | bilge wine | 2 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #329 | black paisley oyster egg | 15 |
| #422 | bloody beer | 20 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
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| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1701 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #593 | computronic processing unit | 4 |
| #579 | diamond-studded cane | 6 |
| #685 | disco ball | 34 |
| #630 | disco mask | 36 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #764 | facsimile dictionary | 11 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
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| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2079 | golden ring | 35 |
| #753 | googly eye | 17 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #441 | grog | 2 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #375 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 8 |
| #587 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 4 |
| #300 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 586 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #324 | ion grid | 41 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #916 | length of string | 11 |
| #100 | lumbering jack | 5 |
| #307 | mariachi pants | 64 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #756 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1463 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #506 | oyster basket | 8 |
| #400 | pail | 29 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #477 | papaya slung | 2 |
| #475 | pasta spoon | 47 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #457 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #357 | puce striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #600 | quantum polarity inducer | 4 |
| #679 | ravioli hat | 22 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
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| #501 | rum and cola | 2 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #388 | saucepan | 115 |
| #461 | screwdriver | 2 |
| #264 | seal tooth | 66 |
| #452 | seal-clubbing club | 70 |
| #927 | seal-skull helmet | 2 |
| #1160 | shiny ring | 17 |
| #358 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
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| #220 | spooky wooden block | 35 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #457 | stolen accordion | 83 |
| #168 | stone banjo | 3 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #596 | stuffing | 15 |
| #779 | synthetic stuffing | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2031 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1635 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3342 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2501 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2509 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3302 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3367 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #3348 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
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| #1102 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
| #934 | tofurkey leg | 9 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #772 | toy wheel | 11 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #941 | turtle totem | 20 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |