| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #189 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #248 | Eau de Guaneau | 2 |
| #463 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #193 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 21 |
| #283 | SPF 451 lip balm | 8 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #955 | barrrnacle | 11 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #165 | bejeweled pledge pin | 50 |
| #237 | black eyedrops | 3 |
| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #468 | bowl of cottage cheese | 33 |
| #408 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #178 | can of spinach | 11 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #172 | crystallized memory | 2 |
| #201 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1439 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #599 | fetid feather | 4 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #103 | floaty inverse geode | 2 |
| #148 | freezerburned ice cube | 2 |
| #377 | frightful feather | 19 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #727 | frozen feather | 2 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #2040 | grue egg | 11 |
| #865 | handful of hand chalk | 10 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #41 | irradiated pet snacks | 13 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1423 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #250 | maple leaf | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #348 | potato sprout | 6 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #325 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 2 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #310 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #482 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| #111 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1125 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |