| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #248 | Eau de Guaneau | 2 |
| #461 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #193 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 21 |
| #282 | SPF 451 lip balm | 8 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #955 | barrrnacle | 11 |
| #198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #163 | bejeweled pledge pin | 50 |
| #237 | black eyedrops | 3 |
| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #468 | bowl of cottage cheese | 33 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #179 | can of spinach | 11 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #172 | crystallized memory | 2 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #598 | fetid feather | 4 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #104 | floaty inverse geode | 2 |
| #148 | freezerburned ice cube | 2 |
| #376 | frightful feather | 19 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #726 | frozen feather | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #2040 | grue egg | 11 |
| #860 | handful of hand chalk | 10 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #41 | irradiated pet snacks | 13 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #249 | maple leaf | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #347 | potato sprout | 6 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #323 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 2 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #481 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| #111 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |