don diego

RankItemQuantity
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#5747-Foot Dwarven mattock3
#785ASCII shirt1
#1851Angry Farmer candy3
#499Boris's ring3
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#995Cloaca-Cola shield2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#1840Daffy Taffy2
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#1306Dyspepsi grenade4
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#607Gaia beads1
#474Gnollish pie server2
#579Gnollish plunger2
#425Gnollish slotted spoon3
#594Gnollish toolbox2
#1421Imp Ale15
#570Jarlsberg's earring2
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#723Knob Goblin elite helm3
#815Knob Goblin elite pants2
#792Knob Goblin elite polearm2
#767Knob Goblin elite shirt3
#668Knob Goblin harem pants3
#497Knob Goblin harem veil6
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#913Knob Goblin pants2
#687Knob Goblin scimitar6
#746Knob Goblin spatula1
#867Knob Goblin tongs3
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#525Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#518Maxwell's Silver Hammer2
#851Mohawk wig2
#632Spooky Surprise Egg10
#1165Tasty Fun Good rice candy15
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
#542Tuesday's ruby2
#1806Yummy Tummy bean53
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#196a butt tuba5
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#411armgun2
#855arrrgyle socks1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#1080asparagus knife1
#1765awful poetry journal2
#7427badass belt1
#474batblade4
#227battered hubcap1
#199beach glass necklace2
#967beer bomb1
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#315big bass drum2
#424bilge wine22
#669black forest cake1
#289black kettle drum2
#964bloody clown pants1
#688blue class ring2
#340bone flute2
#563bottle of alcohol2
#1329bottle of gin1
#679bottle of pirate juice1
#502broken sword2
#590bronze breastplate1
#374buoybottoms1
#902candied kobold2
#323cannonball charrrm17
#330cardboard katana1
#521cardboard wakizashi2
#502centipede eggs3
#144charrrm bracelet1
#158cheap plastic blowgun1
#1063chef's hat1
#824chopsticks1
#452chrome crossbow1
#70clockwork sword1
#893cocoa egg4
#597coffin lid1
🥉control crystal1
#864cool whip1
#343copper ha'penny charrrm15
#522corn holder1
#462creamsicle2
#469crowbarrr3
#262crystallized memory1
#322cup of primitive beer4
#299curmudgel2
#1292dead guy's watch1
#437dented harmonica1
#507didgeridooka2
#1533disco mask2
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#270double-barreled sling1
#772draggin' ball hat2
#635drum machine2
#1979drywall axe1
#775dusty bottle of Merlot6
#930dusty bottle of Muscat2
#766dusty bottle of Pinot Noir6
#801dusty bottle of Port5
#593dusty bottle of Zinfandel12
#905dwarf bread3
#426dwarvish magazine1
#305enormous hoop earring3
#640evil golden arch6
#806f3d0r42
#178fat wallet2
#602filthy pestle1
#299finger cymbals1
#529fire poi1
#711flaming talons3
#618flaregun9
#164floaty inverse geode1
#661floaty sand10
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#256frigid hankyū1
#608funky dried mushroom4
#437furniture dolly2
#662gas balloon1
#695gearbox necklace1
#1350ghuol egg1
#293giant cactus quill2
#1119giant needle2
#2128giant pinky ring2
#102gnauga hide vest1
#395gold lamé pants1
#211golden plastic oyster egg1
#5338grue egg1
#391grungy bandana1
#250half-sized guitar2
#1691helmet turtle2
#250hippy bongo2
#578hippy protest button1
#460hors d'oeuvre tray1
#356huge spoon4
#708ice-cold six-pack6
#356infernal fife1
#683irate sombrero1
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#284jungle drum1
#419keg shield2
#183knob bugle6
#201leather bookmark1
#346leather chaps7
#832long skinny balloon2
#337magic whistle2
#492magilaser blastercannon1
#1299mariachi pants1
#180massive sitar1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#391mesh cap5
#610miner's helmet2
#508miner's pants3
#600mullet wig1
#1125night-vision goggles1
#394ocarina of space2
#120office-supply crossbow1
#440opera mask1
#190out-of-tune biwa1
#158packet of beer nuts4
#1565pasta spoon1
#248peace-sign necklace1
#212phat turquoise bracelet2
#1146photoprotoneutron torpedo1
#102pipe wrench1
#466plastic guitar1
#269pocket theremin1
#143potato pistol1
#592puce striped oyster egg4
#485pygmy blowgun1
#127ratarang1
#422rave whistle2
#1506ravioli hat1
#694red class ring8
#971ridiculously huge sword2
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#2723rubber WWBD? bracelet2
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#437safarrri hat3
#1271saucepan7
#1488seal-clubbing club2
#927seal-skull helmet2
#2957shiny ring1
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#114silver cheese-slicer1
#892silver shrimp fork1
#318sinister altar fragment1
#107sleep mask1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#246solid gold pegleg17
#3320spade necklace1
#204spangly mariachi pants2
#214spangly mariachi vest1
#202spangly sombrero2
#3791spectre scepter1
🥈speed limit shield1
#626spiked femur2
#833spooky hockey mask2
#682spork1
#1620stolen accordion2
#324stone baseball cap1
#6274stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech4
#6980stuffed angry cow3
#7014stuffed astral badger3
#7877stuffed baby gravy fairy2
#7693stuffed cocoabo2
#7023stuffed flaming gravy fairy3
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#7031stuffed scary death orb3
#3037stuffed shoulder parrot4
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#7679stuffed snowy owl2
#7774stuffed stinky gravy fairy2
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#267stunt nuts10
#964swashbuckling pants1
#505tap shoes1
#220third-hand nunchaku1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#2763tiny plastic Hellion2
#2059tiny plastic Knob Goblin King2
#2847tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter2
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#2782tiny plastic Protagonist2
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4853tiny plastic howling balloon monkey3
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#6200tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#4864tiny plastic stab bat3
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#2764tiny plastic taco cat2
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#2107tiny plastic whitesnake3
#320tomb ratchet1
#891viking helmet2
#896vorpal blade1
#481walrus-tusk earring2
#807white class ring4
#617white lightning9
#640white satin pants2
#582white satin shield1
#512wicker shield1
#596wool hat1
#281world's smallest violin1
#1157wrench bracelet1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#632yellow polka-dot oyster egg3
#606yohohoyo1

Wow, that's 688 items total!

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