Stickie Pants

RankItemQuantity
#31'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign30
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#2314-dimensional guitar7
#6827-Foot Dwarven mattock2
#318Angry Farmer's Wife Candy2
#786Asleep in the Cemetery2
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#388Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook3
#224Blizzards I Have Died In4
#249C.H.U.M. knife4
#25Cherry Cloaca Cola296
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#1830Crimboween memo3
#2558Crimbuck10
#2887Crown of the Goblin King4
#1105Dr. Hobo's scalpel2
#2741Drowsy Sword1
#210Elron's Explosive Etude1
#781Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots3
#1688Feynman gate1
#185Gnollish autoplunger1
#351Gnollish flyswatter8
#355Gnollish pie server4
#347Gnollish plunger7
#253Gnollish slotted spoon8
#416Gnollish toolbox7
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#402Jolly Roger charrrm8
#405Knob Goblin melon baller3
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#747Knob Goblin spatula1
#506Knob Goblin steroids11
#730Let Me Be!2
#67M-242200
#278Maxwell's Silver Hammer7
#67Mer-kin pinkslip3
#195Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub436
#302Mob Penguin protection contract10
#106Mr. Joe's bangles13
#1051Schrödinger's thermos1
#263Sensual Massage for Creeps5
#235Summer Nights5
#279Tales from the Fireside4
#659The Big Book of Pirate Insults2
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1026Time Juice6
#418Travels with Jerry3
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#36White Citadel fries100
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#251ancient stone fist1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#241antique record album11
#946antique spear1
#1080asparagus knife1
#1849baby killer bee1
#7431badass belt1
#133badger badge1
#337banana cream pie1
#654banana peel1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#808barrrnacle15
#186barskin tent1
#523batblade3
#293bed of coals3
#210big stick1
#485black sword3
#253blue plastic baby1
🥈blue ribbon1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#222blundarrrbus2
#87bone collar4
#430bone flute1
#424booty chest charrrm10
#5027bottle of goofballs1
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#450bowl of lucky charms1
#174brass stinger3
#1853brick6
#232broken carburetor1
#624broken sword1
#448brown plastic baby1
#199bubblewrap ore11
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#108buffalo blade1
#764bunch of bananas2
#355can of Red Minotaur11
#164can of starch1
#352cannonball charrrm14
#1758capacitor relay1
#340cardboard wakizashi6
#236cheap plastic bottle opener25
#578chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#823chopsticks1
#452chrome crossbow1
#72clockwork claws1
#89clockwork counterclockwise dome1
#72clockwork doohickey1
#33clockwork endoskeleton1
#102clockwork hat1
#618clockwork key2
#101clockwork pants1
#93clockwork sheet1
#65clockwork spine1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#86clockwork widget1
#1050cocoa egg2
#126comfy coffin8
#882commemorative war stein1
#864cool whip1
#356copper ha'penny charrrm13
#389corn holder2
#87corncob pipe15
#362costume sword1
#246cottage1
#541crowbarrr2
#53cup of infinite pencils21
#104curdflinger1
#299curmudgel2
#20decaying goldfish liver291
#810decorative fountain1
#277dense meat stack1,000
#258dented harmonica6
🥇detour shield1
#1065diamond-studded cane1
#177diamond-studded fronts1
#507didgeridooka2
#548divine blowout1
#561divine can of silly string1
#446divine champagne popper1
#478divine cracker1
#547divine noisemaker1
#337eggbeater1
#4enchanted brass knuckles285
#50exotic parrot egg1
#291false eyelashes1
#2392felt1
#201fetid feather49
#296filth-encrusted futon3
#427filthy pestle3
#102fish-liver oil300
#79flamin' bindle7
#295flaming feather36
#76flaming glowsticks7
#783flaregun3
#469flashing novelty button3
#282flirtatious feather23
#63frayed rope belt18
#323freezin' bindle2
#205frightful feather53
#402frigid air mattress2
#226frozen feather50
#522frozen nunchaku3
#547funky dried mushroom6
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#66ghuol egg475
#191giant cactus quill4
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#343giant foam finger5
#203gnauga hide whip1
#392goat1
#1244googly eye8
#122grease gun1
#1910green beer1
#540green glowstick3
#81green pixie spog1
🥈green traffic cone1
#154guano coffee cup23
#540heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#161hippo whip1
#165hobo nickel1,800
#477huge spoon2
#365hyperbolic plasma focuser10
#441hypodermic needle3
#141iGoogly174
#80ice-cold Sir Schlitz5,000
#830iron pasta spoon4
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#911ketchup hound1
#1603kneecapping stick2
#19lead necklace822
#1371length of string4
#328limburger biker boots1
#460little paper umbrella100
#100live nautical mine1
#1537logic synthesizer2
#590long-stemmed rose1
#251lupine sword3
#216magnifying glass3
#750many-eyed glasses1
#405marshmallow41
#345meat stack100
#118meatcar model5
#84menorette4
#8miniature espresso maker111
#28moonglasses17
#780mummy costume5
#1963nanite-infested fruitcake3
#291nanofiber cloth20
#424ninja mop3
#3384obsidian dagger1
#468ocarina of space1
#642orange glowstick3
#157oriole-feather headdress8
#410oversized fish scaler10
#618oversized pipe1
#618oversized pizza cutter4
#60panhandle panhandling hat21
#462pasta spoon49
#70penguin-smacking club1
#246pet rock32
#688pink glowstick3
#382pink plastic baby1
#524pink-frosted astral cupcake1
#391pitchfork4
#2048pixellated candy heart1
#420portable corkscrew17
#212poultrygeist3
#730prosthetic forehead1
#1101pumpkinhead mask1
#350purple glowstick4
#24pygmy bugbear shaman1
#303quantum polarity inducer11
#90rat head balloon1
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#416rewinged stab bat1
#970ridiculously huge sword2
#536ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon2
#1450rigid carapace2
#558rubber axe1
#449rusty grave robbing shovel6
#112rusty piece of rebar4
#885sabre teeth1
#461sabre-toothed lime cub1
#617saucepan56
#111scary death orb1
#182scorpion whip7
#358scroll of drastic healing200
#618servomechanical torsion facilitator4
#21sewer nuggets1,300
#891silver shrimp fork1
#324skewer-mounted razor blade3
#192sleazy bindle4
🥉slippery when wet shield1
#63snake200
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#54sparkler210
🥈speed limit shield1
#39spices3,900
#418spiked femur6
#145spooky bark118
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#183spooky bindle5
#271stained mattress4
#135sterno-flavored Hob-O3
#11sticky meat pants28
#131stinkin' bindle5
#517string of blue beads23
#500string of green beads24
#554string of red beads21
#1091stringy sinew7
#1091stuffed Baron von Ratsworth38
#2724stuffed Cheshire bitten17
#3749stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech11
#1364stuffed Meat29
#4263stuffed angry cow9
#4577stuffed astral badger8
#3098stuffed baby gravy fairy15
#3471stuffed cocoabo12
#646stuffed crazy bastard sword10
#1578stuffed dodecapede1
#1002stuffed doppelshifter10
#6372stuffed flaming gravy fairy4
#2689stuffed frozen gravy fairy18
#3239stuffed hand turkey14
#648stuffed martini12
#4580stuffed mind flayer8
#1447stuffed mink25
#1610stuffed monocle21
#3092stuffed scary death orb15
#1558stuffed shoulder parrot12
#4600stuffed sleazy gravy fairy8
#4402stuffed snowy owl8
#4053stuffed spooky gravy fairy10
#583stuffed spooky mushroom14
#4008stuffed stinky gravy fairy10
#1433stuffed teddy butler26
#1486stuffed tin of caviar24
#4016stuffed undead elbow macaroni10
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#595sucky decal2
#184sugar-coated pine cone16
#310supportive bra5
#273sweet ninja sword5
#39targeting chip14
#297tarrrnish charrrm8
#140theoretical string184
#161third-hand nunchaku2
#411tiny balloon knife1
#102tiny bust of Pallas1
#12tiny house39,276
#225tiny maracas4
#2177tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf3
#2119tiny plastic Axe Wound3
#1511tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth3
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#2195tiny plastic Black Knight3
#1508tiny plastic Bonerdagon3
#1492tiny plastic Boss Bat3
#4913tiny plastic Cheshire bat3
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#780tiny plastic Felonia6
#2734tiny plastic G Imp2
#1254tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser6
#2162tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester3
#1766tiny plastic Hellion4
#2163tiny plastic Iiti Kitty3
#1221tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter6
#932tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl8
#1250tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist6
#2139tiny plastic Knott Yeti3
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#710tiny plastic Protagonist10
#2120tiny plastic Spam Witch3
#2135tiny plastic Spunky Princess3
#1191tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski4
#914tiny plastic The Man5
#1741tiny plastic Trouser Snake4
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#940tiny plastic XXX pr0n8
#2624tiny plastic accordion thief2
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#2205tiny plastic angry bugbear3
#6119tiny plastic angry goat2
#833tiny plastic anime smiley9
#1755tiny plastic apathetic lizardman4
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#2250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy8
#2514tiny plastic barrrnacle7
#1213tiny plastic beanbat6
#1716tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar3
#2243tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball8
#1466tiny plastic blooper5
#2216tiny plastic brainsweeper3
#1447tiny plastic briefcase bat5
#3967tiny plastic cocoabo4
#2831tiny plastic coffee pixie6
#1182tiny plastic conservationist hippy4
#1242tiny plastic cubist bull6
#2188tiny plastic demoninja3
#1362tiny plastic disco bandit4
#1757tiny plastic drunk goat4
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#1229tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus6
#2829tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#2797tiny plastic fluffy bunny2
#1413tiny plastic fruit golem5
#3345tiny plastic fuzzy dice5
#3327tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick5
#3958tiny plastic ghuol whelp4
#1216tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers6
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#2163tiny plastic goth giant3
#2225tiny plastic grue8
#2112tiny plastic handsome mariachi3
#4596tiny plastic hermit1
#2522tiny plastic howling balloon monkey7
#3904tiny plastic killer bee4
#1063tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box7
#2008tiny plastic leprechaun9
#4836tiny plastic levitating potato3
#1466tiny plastic lobsterfrogman5
#3323tiny plastic mosquito5
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1766tiny plastic ninja snowman4
#2600tiny plastic pastamancer2
#1643tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime11
#1813tiny plastic sauceror3
#857tiny plastic scary clown9
#4451tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1451tiny plastic senile lihc5
#1246tiny plastic smarmy pirate6
#1720tiny plastic spiny skelelton4
#2272tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton8
#1463tiny plastic spooky vampire5
#3948tiny plastic stab bat4
#1821tiny plastic star starfish10
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#1741tiny plastic taco cat4
#1726tiny plastic topiary golem4
#1372tiny plastic turtle tamer4
#2193tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni3
#2762tiny plastic warwelf2
#930tiny plastic whitesnake8
#647tiny plastic zmobie11
#1791toothsome rock3
#127toy hoverpad186
#1133tropical wrapping paper1
#158tuning fork1
#148unlocked meat locker1
#266vibrating cyborg knife14
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
#406war tongs2
#78weegee sqouija1
#454white picket fence7
#854white sword1
#2055wind-up chattering teeth1
#815windchimes1
#338witty rapier7
#1027wolfman mask1
#740yellow glowstick1
#38yellow traffic cone1
#790yeti fur63
🥇yield shield1

Wow, that's 59,390 items total!

what items are this player missing?