| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #132 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #343 | Nightstalker perfume | 3 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #526 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #411 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #352 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #177 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #801 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | asbestos stick | 69,344 |
| #393 | bite-me-red lipstick | 28 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| 🥇 | chrome stick | 41,399 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #219 | drum of pomade | 6 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #302 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #392 | ghostly body paint | 7 |
| 🥇 | linoleum stick | 33,628 |
| #188 | magical pony: Pearjack | 10 |
| #296 | necrotizing body spray | 27 |
| #54 | peace turkey outline | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #432 | press-on ribs | 9 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #124 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 10 |
| #115 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 10 |
| #119 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 10 |
| #81 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 5 |
| #150 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 9 |
| #215 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #228 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #58 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 14 |
| #259 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #290 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #389 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #104 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 4 |
| #225 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 3 |
| #27 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 22 |
| #40 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 17 |
| #186 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #37 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 7 |
| #44 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 18 |
| #261 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 7 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #205 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 3 |
| #117 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 4 |
| #103 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 11 |
| #57 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 14 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #155 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 9 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 18 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #424 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 6 |
| #193 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 12 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #218 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 5 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #179 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 22 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 7 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1303 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #491 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 18 |
| #1499 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #398 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 11 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #472 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 5 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 15 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #300 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 8 |
| #278 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 4 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #398 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 11 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #205 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 11 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #68 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2259 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #275 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 16 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2557 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2031 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #288 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 15 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #209 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 21 |
| #366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 12 |
| #310 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 14 |
| #2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #295 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 15 |
| #308 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 14 |
| #2245 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #361 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 12 |
| #361 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 12 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 13 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #269 | tiny plastic fire servant | 9 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #2248 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #2878 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2028 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #301 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 14 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #266 | tiny plastic moneybee | 16 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #250 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 17 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #497 | tiny plastic peacannon | 5 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #207 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 11 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #2560 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #3348 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1653 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 12 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #2751 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1725 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #16 | unevolved organism | 2 |
| #360 | whisker pencil | 14 |