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| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1574 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #821 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #599 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #769 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1301 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #1624 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 7 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #425 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #772 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #955 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1092 | Feynman gate | 6 |
| #766 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 3 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #550 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 2 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #749 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 8 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #814 | candy stake | 8 |
| #1145 | capacitor relay | 6 |
| #1388 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1281 | felt | 6 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #987 | ghost cucumber | 32 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #327 | harem girl t-shirt | 3 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1178 | ion grid | 6 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #773 | length of string | 14 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #1690 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #683 | spooky stuffing | 8 |
| #761 | spooky toy wheel | 6 |
| #1050 | spooky wooden block | 5 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1411 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2484 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1062 | top | 4 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #2766 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |