| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #182 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 12 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #898 | Boss Bat britches | 15 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #145 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 4 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #608 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #410 | Knob Goblin spatula | 11 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1266 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 19 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #32 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 2 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #304 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #2644 | badass belt | 18 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #1188 | box of sunshine | 182 |
| #432 | brick | 89 |
| #493 | bunny liver | 8 |
| #574 | burst hellseal brain | 5 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #198 | chocolate bath ball | 5 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #913 | duct tape | 24 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #298 | empty agua de vida bottle | 703 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #171 | gloomy black mushroom | 22 |
| #102 | hair of the calf | 2 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1202 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #303 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #196 | incense bath ball | 5 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #187 | memory of a C | 6 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #83 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #116 | memory of a G | 12 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #151 | memory of a T | 8 |
| #102 | memory of an A | 12 |
| #147 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 8 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #911 | obsidian dagger | 19 |
| #1796 | old sweatpants | 5 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #301 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #36 | sealhide cloak | 2 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #252 | sealhide seal doll | 3 |
| #133 | sealhide snare | 5 |
| #45 | sealhide whip | 2 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1360 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #54 | sucker hakama | 3 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #552 | torn hellseal sinew | 4 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #39 | twitching trigger finger | 2 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1144 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #396 | wad of cotton | 7 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |