| #473 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 3 |
| #1436 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1454 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #795 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #987 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
| #592 | 334 scroll | 5 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #322 | 4-dimensional guitar | 3 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #2097 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1130 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #882 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #814 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #1848 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #4248 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #44 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 2 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #1284 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #1570 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #309 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #234 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #209 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #934 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #178 | abandoned candy | 6 |
| #779 | abominable snowcone | 9 |
| #820 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #310 | all-purpose cleaner | 16 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #670 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #142 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #482 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1062 | anticheese | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #496 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #945 | antique spear | 1 |
| #173 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #184 | beefy fish meat | 2 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #3161 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2001 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #639 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #106 | chrome sword hilt | 2 |
| #624 | colorful plastic ball | 2 |
| #880 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1821 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1817 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #374 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1639 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #1579 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2079 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #951 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #779 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #906 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #771 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #304 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #609 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #2513 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #184 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #130 | invisibility potion | 1 |
| #134 | irresistibility potion | 1 |
| #124 | irritability potion | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #131 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #991 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #151 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #347 | petrified wood | 24 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #753 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #252 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #125 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3126 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8863 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1871 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #8922 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8971 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1963 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8910 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3059 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3100 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8957 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3125 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3097 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2693 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #341 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #2806 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2812 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |