| #473 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 3 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #795 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #987 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
| #592 | 334 scroll | 5 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #323 | 4-dimensional guitar | 3 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-ÅŒs cereal | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #343 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #44 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 2 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #850 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #309 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #178 | abandoned candy | 6 |
| #779 | abominable snowcone | 9 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #309 | all-purpose cleaner | 16 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #142 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #896 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #496 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #175 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #184 | beefy fish meat | 2 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #3161 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #107 | chrome sword hilt | 2 |
| #624 | colorful plastic ball | 2 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #376 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #906 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #148 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #770 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #304 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #184 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #130 | invisibility potion | 1 |
| #134 | irresistibility potion | 1 |
| #124 | irritability potion | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #132 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #152 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #348 | petrified wood | 24 |
| #2032 | phish stick | 1 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #254 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #637 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #125 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3137 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3112 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2705 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #341 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |