| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #675 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #419 | Crimbo salad | 3 |
| #113 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 21 |
| #230 | Crimbot battery | 2 |
| #200 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 16 |
| #187 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 2 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #154 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 2 |
| #143 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 3 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 2 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #114 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 4 |
| #138 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 3 |
| #174 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 22 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 2 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 2 |
| #156 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 25 |
| #185 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 7 |
| #135 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 3 |
| #184 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 19 |
| #97 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 5 |
| #138 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 11 |
| #168 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 22 |
| #128 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 12 |
| #157 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 24 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #379 | Crimbuck | 2,660 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #343 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 2 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 5 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #269 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #409 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #213 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #1163 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #620 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #175 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #439 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1037 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #792 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #594 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 4 |
| #4 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 30 |
| #1039 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #110 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #108 | bark rootbeer | 6 |
| #145 | beautiful rainbow | 2 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #59 | bread line | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #666 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #169 | communal gobstopper | 5 |
| #565 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #143 | corned beet | 1 |
| #174 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #337 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #202 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #1009 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #303 | hemp candy necklace | 3 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #74 | innuendo | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #321 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 5 |
| #339 | magical pony: Pearjack | 4 |
| #428 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 3 |
| #404 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 3 |
| #419 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #211 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #416 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #927 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #48 | perfect paloma | 7 |
| #309 | perl necklace | 2 |
| #137 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #44 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #46 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #28 | pog #01 (spider) | 41 |
| #27 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 48 |
| #27 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 43 |
| #25 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 47 |
| #27 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 48 |
| #31 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 36 |
| #29 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 37 |
| #26 | pog #08 (hellion) | 44 |
| #25 | pog #09 (pirate) | 48 |
| #24 | pog #10 (hobo) | 53 |
| #20 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 42 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #166 | red ale | 5 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #145 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #532 | ten-leaf clover | 18 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #194 | warbear bearserker potion | 4 |
| #313 | warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
| #208 | warbear liquid overcoat | 5 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #351 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 2 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #261 | warbear trouser fragment | 9 |
| #215 | warbear wardance potion | 4 |
| #649 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #1012 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |