| #273 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1378 | BGE shotglass | 3 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #196 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,010 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #508 | Crimbuck | 2,009 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #300 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 2 |
| #722 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #845 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #485 | baby killer bee | 20 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #366 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #97 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #138 | beer basted brat | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #651 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #158 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #378 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #240 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #677 | bottle of Blank-Out | 5 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #214 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #623 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #303 | bubbly potion | 42 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #533 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #225 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #1976 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #98 | candied kobold | 42 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #688 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #308 | cloudy potion | 42 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #191 | cornuthaum | 42 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #139 | corpsebite | 2 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #318 | dark potion | 42 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #226 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #983 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #9 | dragonfish caviar | 80 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #265 | dry martini | 1 |
| #211 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #314 | effervescent potion | 42 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1664 | elven cellocello | 10 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #236 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #153 | fishy fish casserole | 1 |
| #323 | fizzy potion | 42 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #370 | floaty sand | 40 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #54 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #135 | fortune cookie | 42 |
| #324 | frat brats | 1 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #128 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #407 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #901 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #629 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #967 | herringcello | 20 |
| #233 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #15 | jamfish jam | 100 |
| #694 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| #187 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #212 | large box | 42 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #25 | lemon meringue pie | 143 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #176 | lihc eye pie | 17 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #228 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #45 | magic lamp | 42 |
| #154 | magic whistle | 16 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #298 | milky potion | 42 |
| #315 | mind flayer corpse | 42 |
| #108 | mole molé | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #277 | mummy costume | 25 |
| #304 | murky potion | 42 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #174 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #618 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #213 | petrified wood | 50 |
| #119 | pile of gold coins | 25 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #213 | plum wine | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #18 | pristine fish scale | 50 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #295 | pumpkinhead mask | 25 |
| #333 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #119 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #137 | red-headed corpse | 2 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #122 | ring of adornment | 5 |
| #678 | ring of aggravate monster | 5 |
| #112 | ring of cold resistance | 5 |
| #231 | ring of conflict | 2 |
| #164 | ring of fire resistance | 3 |
| #119 | ring of gain strength | 5 |
| #273 | ring of increase damage | 2 |
| #46 | ring of teleportation | 3 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #304 | royal jelly | 42 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #29 | sand dollar | 2,000 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #4 | seaweed | 600 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #231 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #305 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #257 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #173 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #167 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #509 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #230 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #222 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #198 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #188 | small box | 42 |
| #323 | smoky potion | 42 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #174 | spooky bark | 100 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #216 | spooky sap | 50 |
| #1100 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #102 | star key lime pie | 11 |
| #67 | starchy crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #319 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2710 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #44 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #313 | swirly potion | 42 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #806 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #125 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #347 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #124 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #126 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #209 | vorpal blade | 42 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #221 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #104 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #291 | wolfman mask | 25 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |