| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
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| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #276 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #22 | Alexy sauce | 1 |
| #148 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #190 | BACON | 1 |
| #80 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #52 | Bloody Nora | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #117 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #80 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #177 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,235 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
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| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #71 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #78 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #345 | Crimbo pie | 6 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #1047 | Crimbuck | 583 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
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| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #50 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 1 |
| #86 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 3 |
| #462 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #186 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #79 | Ice Island Long Tea | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #238 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #38 | London frog | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #479 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #89 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #43 | Miserable Pie | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #137 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #77 | Murderer's Punch | 1 |
| #51 | Mysterious Island iced tea | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #79 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #72 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
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| #37 | Siberian sunrise | 1 |
| #44 | Simepore slime | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
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| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #52 | Strikes Again Bigmouth | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #37 | Suppurating Sinner | 2 |
| #98 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #25 | They liver popsicle | 1 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
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| #290 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #818 | Trollhouse cookies | 12 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #106 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
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| #89 | acceptable bagel | 2 |
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| #121 | actual tapas | 1 |
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| #53 | alien sandwich | 1 |
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| #48 | animal part cracker | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
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| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
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| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
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| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
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| #151 | blackberry polite | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
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| #59 | blood-red mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
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| #149 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #53 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
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| #62 | bottle of Professor Beer | 1 |
| #54 | bottle of Rapier Witbier | 1 |
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| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
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| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #578 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #466 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #538 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #61 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
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| #42 | candy carrot cake | 1 |
| #63 | candy kneecapping stick | 23 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #22 | candy stake | 640 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #635 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #173 | carob brownies | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #49 | carrot cake | 1 |
| #62 | carrot claret | 1 |
| #216 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #38 | chakra-mental wine | 23 |
| #105 | cheap Chinese beer | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #43 | cheesy eagle sauce | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #274 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #81 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #27 | clockwork chef-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #73 | cold and sour sauce | 1 |
| #248 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #169 | cool mushroom casserole | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #1214 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1221 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #35 | cranberry cylinder | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #165 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #200 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #168 | cruelty-free wine | 19 |
| #205 | crystalline cheer | 559 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #125 | custard pie | 1 |
| #139 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #468 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #124 | delicious swamp muck | 2 |
| #82 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #437 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #379 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #42 | dirt julep | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #923 | distilled fortified wine | 2 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #297 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #134 | dress pants | 1 |
| #42 | drive-by shooting | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #136 | eagle's milk | 1 |
| #60 | edible alien plant bit | 1 |
| #23 | eggnog | 1,081 |
| #181 | eldritch effluvium | 174 |
| #132 | electric snakebite | 2 |
| #109 | elven cellocello | 74 |
| #544 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #188 | executive mime flask | 5 |
| #191 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #133 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #299 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #153 | fishy fish casserole | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #165 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #323 | frat brats | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #32 | fruitcake | 1,075 |
| #132 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #541 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #203 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #193 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #32 | gingerbread bugbear | 1,032 |
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| #202 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
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| #200 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #170 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
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| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #35 | green bean casserole | 1 |
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| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #54 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #548 | grog | 1 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #139 | gunky chicken | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #33 | hambrosier | 23 |
| #463 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
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| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #108 | herringcello | 70 |
| #313 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #28 | hushed puppy | 9 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #140 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
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| #194 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #140 | jawbruiser | 15 |
| #543 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
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| #131 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #153 | jungle floor wax | 1 |
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| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #368 | knob bugle | 1 |
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| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #51 | lava cake | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #70 | leechknife | 1 |
| #97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
| #57 | leftovers sandwich | 1 |
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| #46 | licorice garrote | 28 |
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| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #115 | liver popsicle | 1 |
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| #142 | long pork casserole | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #109 | magical baguette | 1 |
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| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #167 | mana curds | 1 |
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| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #36 | mashed potatoes | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #168 | menudo | 1 |
| #204 | menudo ravioli | 2 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
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| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
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| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #314 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #109 | mole molé | 1 |
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| #327 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #53 | mulled berry wine | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
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| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #39 | nothingtini | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
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| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
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| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #167 | painting of a glass of wine | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
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| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #988 | papaya | 1 |
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| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #225 | peach pie | 1 |
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| #40 | pecan pie | 1 |
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| #89 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #90 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #85 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #76 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #84 | perfect paloma | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #109 | pestopiary | 1 |
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| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #79 | pink slime | 6 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
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| #121 | plain bagel | 1 |
| #136 | plain old beer | 1 |
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| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
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| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #72 | popcorn | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #240 | powdered donut | 4 |
| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #266 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #131 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #271 | raisin | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #304 | raspberry | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #148 | rat appendix stir-fry | 1 |
| #140 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
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