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| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #273 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #20 | Alexy sauce | 1 |
| #141 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #184 | BACON | 1 |
| #78 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #49 | Bloody Nora | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #116 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #80 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #177 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,235 |
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| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
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| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #71 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #76 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #342 | Crimbo pie | 6 |
| #176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #1049 | Crimbuck | 583 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
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| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #2737 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #49 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 1 |
| #84 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 3 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #186 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #79 | Ice Island Long Tea | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #394 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #235 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #129 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #38 | London frog | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #722 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #481 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #43 | Miserable Pie | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #135 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #77 | Murderer's Punch | 1 |
| #49 | Mysterious Island iced tea | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #78 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #70 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
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| #36 | Siberian sunrise | 1 |
| #41 | Simepore slime | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
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| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #52 | Strikes Again Bigmouth | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
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| #99 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #25 | They liver popsicle | 1 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
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| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #818 | Trollhouse cookies | 12 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #104 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
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| #88 | acceptable bagel | 2 |
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| #45 | animal part cracker | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
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| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
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| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
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| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
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| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
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| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
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| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #533 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #62 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
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| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
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| #40 | candy carrot cake | 1 |
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| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #636 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #173 | carob brownies | 1 |
| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #49 | carrot cake | 1 |
| #62 | carrot claret | 1 |
| #214 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #688 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #38 | chakra-mental wine | 23 |
| #104 | cheap Chinese beer | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #43 | cheesy eagle sauce | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #766 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #27 | clockwork chef-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #73 | cold and sour sauce | 1 |
| #246 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #168 | cool mushroom casserole | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #1212 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1219 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #34 | cranberry cylinder | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #163 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #539 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #201 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #166 | cruelty-free wine | 19 |
| #193 | crystalline cheer | 559 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #125 | custard pie | 1 |
| #138 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #122 | delicious swamp muck | 2 |
| #83 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #481 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #40 | dirt julep | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #921 | distilled fortified wine | 2 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #134 | dress pants | 1 |
| #40 | drive-by shooting | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #552 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #135 | eagle's milk | 1 |
| #60 | edible alien plant bit | 1 |
| #23 | eggnog | 1,081 |
| #180 | eldritch effluvium | 174 |
| #131 | electric snakebite | 2 |
| #108 | elven cellocello | 74 |
| #541 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #188 | executive mime flask | 5 |
| #189 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #469 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #133 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #153 | fishy fish casserole | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #161 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #324 | frat brats | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #32 | fruitcake | 1,075 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
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| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #256 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #192 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #641 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #32 | gingerbread bugbear | 1,032 |
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| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
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| #198 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
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| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
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| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #34 | green bean casserole | 1 |
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| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #102 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #138 | gunky chicken | 1 |
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| #33 | hambrosier | 23 |
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| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #893 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #108 | herringcello | 70 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #317 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #28 | hushed puppy | 9 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #141 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
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| #193 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
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| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #187 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #130 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #151 | jungle floor wax | 1 |
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| #367 | knob bugle | 1 |
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| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
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| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #70 | leechknife | 1 |
| #97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
| #55 | leftovers sandwich | 1 |
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| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #114 | liver popsicle | 1 |
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| #142 | long pork casserole | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
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| #635 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
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| #165 | mana curds | 1 |
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| #34 | mashed potatoes | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #166 | menudo | 1 |
| #202 | menudo ravioli | 2 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
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| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
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| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
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| #120 | moose chocolate | 1 |
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| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #51 | mulled berry wine | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
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| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #38 | nothingtini | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
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| #1758 | pail | 1 |
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| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
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| #808 | party hat | 1 |
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| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
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| #40 | pecan pie | 1 |
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| #81 | perfect paloma | 1 |
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| #108 | pestopiary | 1 |
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| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1097 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #79 | pink slime | 6 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
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| #118 | plain bagel | 1 |
| #135 | plain old beer | 1 |
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| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #72 | popcorn | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #239 | powdered donut | 4 |
| #208 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #244 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #130 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
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| #333 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #272 | raisin | 1 |
| #558 | ram stick | 1 |
| #303 | raspberry | 1 |
| #456 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #149 | rat appendix stir-fry | 1 |
| #138 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
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