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| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #17 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 50 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #750 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1648 | Crimbuck | 104 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #893 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1198 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #984 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #526 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #768 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #152 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #919 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #70 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 14 |
| #633 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #287 | baconstone | 27 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2087 | box of sunshine | 62 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2001 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #803 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1752 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2079 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #2518 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1883 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #447 | fat stacks of cash | 17 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #481 | fudgecule | 1,898 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #206 | hamethyst | 36 |
| #1657 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #2794 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #366 | lucky rabbit's foot | 18 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #8 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1,324 |
| #3327 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #927 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1681 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #665 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1812 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #71 | plexiglass pants | 3 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #107 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #91 | plexiglass pith helmet | 3 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #205 | porquoise | 34 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #310 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #973 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #651 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #4 | sea cauliflower | 1,516 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #780 | solid gold bowling ball | 19 |
| 🥇 | spring | 393,504 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
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| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #936 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #219 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #138 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 4 |
| #69 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 6 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 3 |
| #365 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #936 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #30 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 7 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #584 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #927 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #97 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 4 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #321 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #950 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #71 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 5 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #651 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3986 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1413 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #266 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3076 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1324 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #622 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4312 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1322 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3830 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #237 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #302 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1371 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1351 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1324 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #264 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1128 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3835 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1332 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1136 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #453 | towel | 21 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2306 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |