Swashbucklaarh

RankItemQuantity
#67A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes12
#66A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 13
#130A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 22
#100A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 32
#38A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 43
#76A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 53
#44A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 63
#72Alice's Army Foil Alchemist1
#39Alice's Army Foil Bowman1
#37Alice's Army Foil Cleric1
#37Alice's Army Foil Coward1
#11Alice's Army Foil Dervish1
#59Alice's Army Foil Guard1
#66Alice's Army Foil Halberder1
#30Alice's Army Foil Hammerman1
#31Alice's Army Foil Horseman1
#28Alice's Army Foil Lanceman1
#66Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber1
#11Alice's Army Foil Martyr1
#61Alice's Army Foil Ninja1
#66Alice's Army Foil Nurse1
#60Alice's Army Foil Page1
#57Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden1
#15Alice's Army Foil Sniper1
#62Alice's Army Foil Spearsman1
#64Alice's Army Foil Swordsman1
#60Alice's Army Foil Wallman1
#254CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)4
#164CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)4
#175CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)4
#148CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)4
#155CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)4
#117Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#50Cinco Mayo Lager6
#617Crimbo Candy Cookbook8
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#58Crimbough1
#2557Crimbuck10
#843Dickory Farms Gift Basket6
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#35Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog2
#108Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration9
#934Jack-in-the-box3
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#625Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#175Prelude of Precision1
#325Red Rover BB gun11
#166Schrödinger's thermos150
#47The Art of Slapfighting20
#90The Joy of Wassailing23
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#306Uncle Crimbo's Rations5
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#117Uncle Romulus10
#40Underworld sapling1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#154Zu Mannkäse Dienen14
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#544antique 8-Bit Power magazine2
#91antique painting of a landscape9
#151antique pair of blue jeans5
#130antique record album22
#241astral mushroom52
#290bejeweled cufflinks15
#198blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#185bottle of Blank-Out89
#2183box of sunshine57
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#144can-you-dig-it?1
#14card sleeve1
#904club necklace8
#74colorful plastic ball1,112
🥉control crystal1
#59crystallized memory4
#1364diamond necklace5
#363fancy opera glasses11
#452garish pinky ring9
#381giant designer sunglasses11
#107gift-a-pult4
#608gingerbread house1
#2812gingerbread mutant bugbear1
#587grue egg omelette2
#54handful of bees1
#2692handful of confetti10
#1228heart necklace6
#120hot stuffing2
#228jawbruiser10
#491left half of a heart necklace1
#729lewd playing card2
#114live lobster9
#235mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#73memory of a C18
#11memory of a CA base pair10
#57memory of a CG base pair2
#11memory of a CT base pair9
#90memory of a G17
#170memory of a T7
#138memory of an A9
#71memory of an AT base pair2
#41memory of some delicious amino acids55
#32mutant cactus bud1
#39mutant rattlesnake egg1
#366pack of KWE trading card9
#234peanut brittle shield14
#45pebblebräu3
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#283pig-iron shinguards1
#311pile of gold coins4
#85pile of loose snow2
#323plain brown wrapper1
#367plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#82puff of smoke15
#733pulsing flesh5
#187radio button candy6
#228raffle prize box1
#405red pixel potion7
#381red-and-green sweater6
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#20rock lobster1
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#511rubber WWBD? bracelet14
#627rubber WWJD? bracelet12
#1308rubber WWSPD? bracelet6
#645rubber WWtNSD? bracelet11
#2416sandwich of the gods1
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#905spade necklace8
🥈speed limit shield1
#147spice melange1
#531stuffed Baron von Ratsworth84
#898stuffed Cheshire bitten52
#1541stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech33
#574stuffed Meat83
#1193stuffed angry cow42
#1088stuffed astral badger47
#1043stuffed baby gravy fairy49
#165stuffed bandersnatch1
#162stuffed caterpillar1
#825stuffed cocoabo56
#1319stuffed crazy bastard sword3
#2480stuffed doppelshifter2
#1238stuffed flaming gravy fairy41
#1040stuffed frozen gravy fairy48
#1950stuffed gray blob4
#1181stuffed hand turkey43
#393stuffed key144
#883stuffed martini8
#854stuffed mind flayer57
#665stuffed mink70
#511stuffed monocle94
#1714stuffed ninja snowman1
#117stuffed pocketwatch2
#957stuffed scary death orb52
#1123stuffed shoulder parrot18
#946stuffed sleazy gravy fairy52
#973stuffed snowy owl49
#917stuffed spooky gravy fairy54
#3042stuffed spooky mushroom1
#1317stuffed stinky gravy fairy38
#551stuffed teddy butler86
#599stuffed tin of caviar80
#354stuffed treasure chest162
#943stuffed undead elbow macaroni53
#315stuffed yo-yo2
#777stuffed zmobie1
#223tangarita with a fly in it1
#169throbbing rage gland2
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#369tiny plastic Mob Penguin3
#333tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite3
#354tiny plastic fat stack of cash3
#368tiny plastic mutant elf3
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#319tiny plastic strand of DNA3
#4038tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#91willowy bonnet1

Wow, that's 3,731 items total!

what items are this player missing?