| #98 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 46 |
| #719 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 4 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #184 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 4 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #317 | Crimbo Credit | 17 |
| #466 | Crimbuck | 2,137 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #431 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #94 | Gold Velvetâ„¢ whiskey | 1 |
| #165 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #104 | How to Avoid Scams | 3 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #520 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #165 | Necrotelicomnicon | 4 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1165 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #22 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 6 |
| #81 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #153 | alien force field disruptor bean | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1881 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #50 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #214 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #3275 | club necklace | 1 |
| #26 | cuppa Royal tea | 24 |
| #113 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 6 |
| #95 | huge bowl of candy | 19 |
| #66 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #1492 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1838 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1523 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2736 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #235 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #473 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4024 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #131 | very overdue library book | 4 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |