| #96 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 46 |
| #719 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 4 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #184 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 4 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #316 | Crimbo Credit | 17 |
| #466 | Crimbuck | 2,137 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #432 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #85 | Gold Velvet™ whiskey | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #101 | How to Avoid Scams | 3 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #165 | Necrotelicomnicon | 4 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #22 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 6 |
| #80 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #152 | alien force field disruptor bean | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #41 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #211 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #26 | cuppa Royal tea | 24 |
| #113 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 6 |
| #95 | huge bowl of candy | 19 |
| #63 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #463 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #131 | very overdue library book | 4 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |