| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #399 | FDKOL commendation | 672 |
| #1896 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 11 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #265 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #607 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 13 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #178 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 9 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #1166 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #270 | candy knuckles | 7 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #606 | chocolate filthy lucre | 2 |
| #226 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #180 | chocolate saucepan | 2 |
| #210 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #203 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #199 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 4 |
| #238 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 2 |
| #237 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 2 |
| #202 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 4 |
| #174 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 5 |
| #209 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 3 |
| #203 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 4 |
| #185 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 5 |
| #197 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 4 |
| #255 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 2 |
| #176 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 5 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #996 | elven cellocello | 20 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #1204 | herringcello | 16 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #1445 | penguin focaccia bread | 11 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1095 | unstable DNA | 33 |