| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1240 | Crimbuck | 368 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #108 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 204 |
| #100 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #12 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 2 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #241 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #768 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #244 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #305 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #290 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #321 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #285 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #235 | festive sausage | 10 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #253 | fruitcake | 93 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #267 | holiday cheese log | 7 |
| #196 | incense bath ball | 5 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #134 | shimmering tendrils | 5 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |