| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1240 | Crimbuck | 368 |
| #2026 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #3018 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #112 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 204 |
| #101 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #12 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 2 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #239 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #6539 | badass belt | 2 |
| #766 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #4252 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #245 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #307 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #323 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #307 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #292 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #296 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #4234 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #235 | festive sausage | 10 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #254 | fruitcake | 93 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #1029 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #5340 | grue egg | 1 |
| #4017 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #268 | holiday cheese log | 7 |
| #196 | incense bath ball | 5 |
| #909 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #274 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #779 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #439 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #133 | shimmering tendrils | 5 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2994 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #245 | vampire glitter | 1 |