| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #36 | battered Crimbo Crate | 608 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #542 | dusty Crimbo crate | 20 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #585 | party hat | 2 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #6271 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6331 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1003 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 10 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |