| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #36 | battered Crimbo Crate | 608 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #542 | dusty Crimbo crate | 20 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #585 | party hat | 2 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1004 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 10 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #1441 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |