| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #876 | Corpse Island iced tea | 5 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #112 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 5 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #243 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 3 |
| #2315 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #633 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #324 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 5 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #259 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
| #311 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #249 | agua de vida | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #130 | around the world | 27 |
| #4730 | badass belt | 6 |
| #225 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #167 | big rock | 9 |
| #425 | black paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4 | blended frozen swill | 200 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #487 | blue plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #6254 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #124 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 5 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #694 | corpse on the beach | 7 |
| #733 | corpsedriver | 6 |
| #1026 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #1325 | disassembled clover | 4 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #344 | duct tape | 110 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1293 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #699 | filthy lucre | 51 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #6 | fruity girl swill | 160 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| #4014 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #150 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 2 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #754 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #224 | palm frond | 37 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #188 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 4 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #113 | rusty bonesaw | 7 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #193 | tasty tart | 9 |
| #2482 | toast | 32 |
| #4 | tropical swill | 135 |
| #165 | tube sock | 3 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #162 | wreath of laurels | 4 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |