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| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #531 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 3 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #1248 | Imp Ale | 27 |
| #752 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 6 |
| #1145 | Mad Train wine | 17 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #1643 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #221 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #1593 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1291 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #729 | bilge wine | 2 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #539 | black plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #874 | bloody beer | 2 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #391 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #307 | bottle of Definit | 2 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #215 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
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| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
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| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #141 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #299 | boxed champagne | 2 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #466 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #437 | calle de miel | 2 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #857 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1013 | canteen of wine | 16 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1348 | club necklace | 5 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #108 | disassembled clover | 1,114 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1124 | dusty Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #617 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 12 |
| #647 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 11 |
| #592 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 13 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #949 | dusty bottle of Port | 2 |
| #904 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 2 |
| #1589 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #658 | fine wine | 3 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #272 | goat | 2 |
| #1069 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #1416 | green beer | 4 |
| #1008 | green candy heart | 2 |
| #548 | grog | 1 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #227 | helmet turtle | 332 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #720 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1110 | knuckle sandwich | 8 |
| #858 | lavender candy heart | 4 |
| #235 | leprechaun hatchling | 2 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #295 | love song of disturbing obsession | 2 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #273 | love song of naughty innuendo | 5 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #292 | love song of sugary cuteness | 2 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #119 | mimosette | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #651 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 3 |
| #923 | orange candy heart | 4 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #220 | pack of KWE trading card | 13 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #38 | pair of twitching claws | 2 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1038 | patent leather shoes | 3 |
| #779 | penguin thesaurus | 8 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #214 | plum wine | 1 |
| #1199 | possessed top | 4 |
| #625 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #1271 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #985 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1547 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1522 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #935 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
| #267 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 3 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #309 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 4 |
| #336 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 5 |
| #365 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 5 |
| #330 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 4 |
| #335 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 4 |
| #262 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 16 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #260 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #175 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #168 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #374 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #3139 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1615 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 31 |
| #975 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 49 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #1862 | stuffed angry cow | 27 |
| #1500 | stuffed astral badger | 35 |
| #1408 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 37 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1650 | stuffed cocoabo | 30 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
| #1733 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1632 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 32 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1795 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #1311 | stuffed hand turkey | 39 |
| #1213 | stuffed mind flayer | 43 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #1410 | stuffed scary death orb | 37 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1435 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 36 |
| #1428 | stuffed snowy owl | 35 |
| #1415 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1098 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 45 |
| #1325 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 39 |
| #1546 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #171 | tangarita | 2 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #194 | teqiwila slammer | 2 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1499 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1769 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2204 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #1754 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2751 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #840 | turtle totem | 27 |
| #833 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #1504 | unstable DNA | 16 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #127 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #513 | whiskey sour | 2 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #534 | white lightning | 12 |
| #825 | yellow candy heart | 10 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |