| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #1395 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #595 | Bonerdagon necklace | 19 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #730 | Boss Bat britches | 20 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #658 | CRIMBCO mug | 16 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #516 | CRIMBCO wine | 15 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #355 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 21 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #434 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 14 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #833 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 32 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #1686 | badass belt | 32 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #349 | bath ball gift set | 14 |
| #17 | bewitching boots | 2 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #130 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,429 |
| #1491 | filthy lucre | 8 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #986 | grue egg | 27 |
| #1264 | handful of confetti | 31 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #233 | hobo nickel | 1,250 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #266 | motivational poster | 15 |
| #718 | obsidian dagger | 25 |
| #1285 | old sweatpants | 20 |
| #71 | packet of orchid seeds | 2 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #297 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #194 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #302 | slow jam collection | 14 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #947 | spectre scepter | 33 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #794 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #744 | stuffed martini | 10 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #292 | turtle pheromones | 11 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #189 | wumpus hair | 10 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |