| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #1105 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1623 | Crimbuck | 111 |
| #2453 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #205 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 3 |
| #925 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #954 | Drowsy Sword | 15 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #397 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #1304 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 18 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #88 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 8 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #197 | Zim Merman's guitar | 4 |
| #149 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 8 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #2644 | badass belt | 18 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #48 | battered Crimbo Crate | 434 |
| #170 | beaten-up Chucks | 3 |
| #45 | beer bomb | 1,100 |
| #60 | beholed bedsheet | 10 |
| #461 | bit of clingfilm | 9 |
| #146 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 38 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #1020 | can of Binarrrca | 7 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #678 | canteen of wine | 36 |
| #234 | cement sandals | 4 |
| #590 | cheap elven gloves | 7 |
| #29 | chloroform rag | 204 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #38 | depantsing bomb | 203 |
| 🥉 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 15 |
| #893 | duct tape | 25 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #674 | elven limbos gingerbread | 19 |
| #818 | elven moonshine | 10 |
| #508 | elven socks | 9 |
| #246 | elven suicide capsule | 41 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #565 | facsimile dictionary | 17 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #52 | ferret bait | 572 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #394 | figurine of a charred seal | 8 |
| #723 | figurine of a sleek seal | 2 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #9 | floorboard cruft | 448 |
| #96 | funky dried mushroom | 124 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #794 | giant pinky ring | 17 |
| #729 | gray bow tie | 8 |
| #201 | grue egg omelette | 16 |
| #1910 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #188 | herringcello | 46 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #43 | invisible bag | 13 |
| #169 | irradiated candy cane | 20 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #1348 | knuckle sandwich | 3 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #109 | longhaired hippy wig | 5 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #241 | mummy costume | 30 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #1082 | obsidian dagger | 15 |
| #410 | oozenog | 8 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #323 | pair of bolt cutters | 8 |
| #21 | panty raider camouflage | 99 |
| #276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #414 | passable elf mask | 10 |
| #498 | patent leather shoes | 13 |
| #186 | penguin focaccia bread | 46 |
| #823 | penguin thesaurus | 7 |
| #280 | petrified wood | 36 |
| #279 | pocketwatch on a chain | 9 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #265 | pumpkinhead mask | 29 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #52 | sake bomb | 736 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #439 | sawblade shield | 6 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #177 | shimmering tendrils | 4 |
| #1122 | shiny ring | 18 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1226 | solid gold bowling ball | 9 |
| #303 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #1476 | spectre scepter | 18 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #265 | spooky sap | 38 |
| #866 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 13 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #175 | throwing wrench | 14 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #165 | tube sock | 3 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #1105 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #1972 | unstable DNA | 6 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #717 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 11 |
| #312 | wad of cotton | 10 |
| #90 | water pipe bomb | 1,019 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #32 | water-polo mitt | 4 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #35 | witch hat | 16 |
| #284 | wolfman mask | 26 |
| #121 | wreath of laurels | 5 |
| #694 | wrench bracelet | 3 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |