| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #358 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #833 | FDKOL commendation | 8 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1738 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1359 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #967 | banana | 2 |
| #455 | bottle of bubbles | 17 |
| #40 | bottle of fire | 1,000 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #470 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #161 | chocolate bath ball | 6 |
| #203 | chocolate disco ball | 2 |
| #231 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #790 | elven cellocello | 24 |
| #882 | elven suicide capsule | 21 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #351 | fiery wing | 2 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #1032 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #182 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #640 | herringcello | 26 |
| #31 | holiday cheese log | 62 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #298 | incense bath ball | 3 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1003 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #618 | motivational poster | 6 |
| #279 | night-vision goggles | 6 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #1015 | old sweatpants | 42 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #516 | passable elf mask | 9 |
| #752 | penguin focaccia bread | 23 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #132 | s'more | 313 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #165 | shiny stones | 53 |
| #105 | slow jam collection | 34 |
| #404 | smoking grass | 62 |
| #72 | space jam | 12 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1168 | spectre scepter | 25 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1003 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #1219 | throwing wrench | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #64 | toe jam | 12 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #69 | traffic jam | 12 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |