| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #358 | Bash-Εs boxtop | 3 |
| π₯ | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1012 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #833 | FDKOL commendation | 8 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| π₯ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| π₯ | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| π₯ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1721 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| π₯ | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1357 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| π₯ | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #453 | bottle of bubbles | 17 |
| #40 | bottle of fire | 1,000 |
| π₯ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #163 | chocolate bath ball | 6 |
| #201 | chocolate disco ball | 2 |
| #227 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #788 | elven cellocello | 24 |
| #882 | elven suicide capsule | 21 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #350 | fiery wing | 2 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| π₯ | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #638 | herringcello | 26 |
| #32 | holiday cheese log | 62 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #299 | incense bath ball | 3 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #620 | motivational poster | 6 |
| #279 | night-vision goggles | 6 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #1012 | old sweatpants | 42 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #516 | passable elf mask | 9 |
| #752 | penguin focaccia bread | 23 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #132 | s'more | 313 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #166 | shiny stones | 53 |
| #105 | slow jam collection | 34 |
| #404 | smoking grass | 62 |
| #72 | space jam | 12 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1163 | spectre scepter | 25 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #1221 | throwing wrench | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyβ’ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #63 | toe jam | 12 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #68 | traffic jam | 12 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| π₯ | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |