| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #173 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 55 |
| #50 | Bonerdagon necklace | 115 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #65 | Boss Bat britches | 118 |
| #89 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 55 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbo hat | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo pants | 2 |
| #47 | Crimbo stocking | 2 |
| #5 | Crimbo sword | 2 |
| #239 | Crown of the Goblin King | 92 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #100 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 14 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #60 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 31 |
| #161 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 13 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #240 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 19 |
| #14 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 3 |
| #24 | Mr. Balloon | 5 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #805 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 9 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #9 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 1 |
| #21 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #433 | Valentine | 69 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #102 | anniversary balloon | 12 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | astral badger | 104 |
| #76 | astral mushroom | 301 |
| #6 | baconstone bracelet | 93 |
| #159 | badass belt | 186 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #6 | big stick | 4,000 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #24 | bow | 11 |
| #39 | bow staff | 2 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #43 | bowler | 2 |
| #41 | box of sunshine | 11,417 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #106 | dance card | 31 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #355 | disco ball | 111 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #321 | disintegrating sheet music | 7 |
| #49 | doll house | 125 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #244 | easter egg balloon | 76 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #759 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 9 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #9 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 3,000 |
| #35 | filthy corduroys | 400 |
| #4 | filthy knitted dread sack | 7,400 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #1463 | gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #92 | grue egg | 173 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #56 | hamethyst necklace | 11 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #11 | heart-shaped balloon | 10,000 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #18 | huge spoon | 491 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #68 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 7,500 |
| #47 | ice-cold fotie | 2,000 |
| #19 | imitation nice watch | 4 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #168 | kneecapping stick | 100 |
| #14 | leotarrrd | 500 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #295 | long-stemmed rose | 6 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #248 | mafia aria | 100 |
| #860 | mushroom fermenting solution | 7 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #86 | oyster basket | 100 |
| #566 | pail | 18 |
| #11 | papaya | 22,522 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #22 | petrified time | 10 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #35 | pink pony | 300 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #151 | pixellated candy heart | 111 |
| #48 | plexiglass pendant | 4 |
| #91 | plexiglass pith helmet | 3 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #22 | pretty flower | 34,937 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #11 | rocky raccoon | 37,235 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #815 | sandwich of the gods | 9 |
| #199 | seal-clubbing club | 300 |
| #32 | severed rocking horse head | 11 |
| #38 | shot of flower schnapps | 69 |
| 🥈 | skewered lime | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #17 | stainless steel scarf | 54 |
| #73 | stainless steel shillelagh | 22 |
| #72 | stainless steel skullcap | 18 |
| #107 | stainless steel slacks | 17 |
| #93 | stainless steel solitaire | 16 |
| #90 | stainless steel suspenders | 26 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #11 | stuffed angry cow | 3,180 |
| #10 | stuffed astral badger | 4,582 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #42 | stuffed scary death orb | 585 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #219 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #13 | time helmet | 2 |
| #13 | time trousers | 2 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #12 | tiny ballet slippers | 8 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #5 | turtle totem | 97,116 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #7 | valuable trinket | 37,485 |
| #106 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 111 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #159 | white balloon | 101 |
| #26 | white chocolate chip cookies | 500 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #316 | x-ray specs | 71 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |