| #577 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #1227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #814 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #67 | CRIMBCO mug | 250 |
| #516 | CRIMBCO wine | 15 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #62 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 67 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #528 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #528 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 18 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #138 | bath ball gift set | 31 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #619 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #359 | bottle of bubbles | 27 |
| #6715 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #743 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #486 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #2566 | candy cane | 7 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #816 | candy stake | 8 |
| #328 | carob chunk noodles | 5 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #384 | chorizo brownies | 4 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1354 | eggnog | 8 |
| #716 | empty agua de vida bottle | 116 |
| #590 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #789 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #809 | fancy opera glasses | 2 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #58 | fistful of ashes | 89 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #619 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #666 | fudge lily | 3 |
| #659 | fudgecule | 702 |
| #728 | garish pinky ring | 3 |
| #76 | giant green gummi ingot | 8 |
| #62 | giant red gummi ingot | 10 |
| #65 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 10 |
| #1750 | gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #479 | gingerbread horror | 12 |
| #939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #85 | ginormous pumpkin | 4 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1996 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #2082 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #202 | hideous egg | 17 |
| #179 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #720 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #550 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #407 | licorice root | 8 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #909 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #1323 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #630 | off-white striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #552 | pack of pogs | 29 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #443 | papaya taco | 2 |
| #288 | paperclip | 165 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #532 | shredded hellseal hide | 5 |
| #69 | slow jam collection | 47 |
| #503 | spooky bark | 21 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1126 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #615 | squirming egg sac | 10 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #2227 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #5712 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #5265 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #2227 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #4835 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #4052 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3916 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #1527 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #4960 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #2135 | stuffed key | 6 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #2880 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2233 | stuffed monocle | 9 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4934 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5605 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5325 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4923 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2388 | stuffed teddy butler | 7 |
| #2384 | stuffed tin of caviar | 7 |
| #2302 | stuffed treasure chest | 4 |
| #5321 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1386 | unstable DNA | 20 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #686 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
| #480 | wind-up meatcar | 18 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |