| #578 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #67 | CRIMBCO mug | 250 |
| #516 | CRIMBCO wine | 15 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #62 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 67 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #530 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #530 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 18 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #138 | bath ball gift set | 31 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #617 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #357 | bottle of bubbles | 27 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #740 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #814 | candy stake | 8 |
| #327 | carob chunk noodles | 5 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #383 | chorizo brownies | 4 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1355 | eggnog | 8 |
| #714 | empty agua de vida bottle | 116 |
| #587 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #810 | fancy opera glasses | 2 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #57 | fistful of ashes | 89 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #618 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #664 | fudge lily | 3 |
| #656 | fudgecule | 702 |
| #728 | garish pinky ring | 3 |
| #76 | giant green gummi ingot | 8 |
| #62 | giant red gummi ingot | 10 |
| #65 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 10 |
| #1750 | gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #478 | gingerbread horror | 12 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #84 | ginormous pumpkin | 4 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #202 | hideous egg | 17 |
| #178 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #546 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #407 | licorice root | 8 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #1324 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #629 | off-white striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #552 | pack of pogs | 29 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #441 | papaya taco | 2 |
| #288 | paperclip | 165 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #532 | shredded hellseal hide | 5 |
| #69 | slow jam collection | 47 |
| #502 | spooky bark | 21 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #615 | squirming egg sac | 10 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #2222 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #2220 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4567 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #4042 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3907 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #4954 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #2130 | stuffed key | 6 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #2867 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2227 | stuffed monocle | 9 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4913 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2385 | stuffed teddy butler | 7 |
| #2378 | stuffed tin of caviar | 7 |
| #2296 | stuffed treasure chest | 4 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1388 | unstable DNA | 20 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #685 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
| #480 | wind-up meatcar | 18 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |