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| #33 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 20 |
| #692 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
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| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #512 | Crimboween memo | 20 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
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| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #654 | handful of hand chalk | 21 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #196 | powdered organs | 14 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1811 | robotronic egg | 3 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #4 | safety vest | 61 |
| #211 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 61 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #312 | snake | 21 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #329 | sparkler | 21 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #36 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 14 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1964 | toast | 105 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #5 | yellow plastic hard hat | 343 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |