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| #33 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 20 |
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| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
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| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
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| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #942 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
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| #1630 | buckyball | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
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| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #550 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #815 | foam dart | 1 |
| #3941 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #657 | handful of hand chalk | 21 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1891 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #730 | mood ring | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #197 | powdered organs | 14 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1811 | robotronic egg | 3 |
| #2276 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #5 | safety vest | 61 |
| #210 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 61 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #314 | snake | 21 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #330 | sparkler | 21 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #799 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #36 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 14 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3081 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2307 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #915 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2627 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3967 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6190 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3180 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #568 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2819 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4799 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6205 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #535 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1974 | toast | 105 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1843 | towel | 1 |
| #1589 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1040 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #5 | yellow plastic hard hat | 343 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |