| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #438 | BGE merchandise order form | 9 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #291 | Crimbo Credit | 22 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #239 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #668 | Jack-in-the-box | 7 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #116 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #180 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #809 | bananagate | 3 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #345 | blind-packed capsule toy | 10 |
| #528 | bone chips | 21 |
| #553 | bottle of Blank-Out | 10 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #838 | crazy little Turkish delight | 2 |
| #117 | dire fudgesicle | 22 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #398 | fossilized limb | 19 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #383 | fossilized spike | 10 |
| #229 | fossilized spine | 8 |
| #559 | fossilized torso | 5 |
| #386 | fossilized wing | 7 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #618 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1346 | ghost cucumber | 11 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #215 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #72 | innuendo | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #719 | kumquartz | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #298 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #684 | paperclip | 30 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #243 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #493 | portable photocopier | 12 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #30 | smoked potsherd | 37 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #225 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #317 | sucker scaffold | 32 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #571 | warbear whosit | 11 |