| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #438 | BGE merchandise order form | 9 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1041 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #292 | Crimbo Credit | 22 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #238 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1039 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #668 | Jack-in-the-box | 7 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #119 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #183 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #808 | bananagate | 3 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #345 | blind-packed capsule toy | 10 |
| #526 | bone chips | 21 |
| #553 | bottle of Blank-Out | 10 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #838 | crazy little Turkish delight | 2 |
| #118 | dire fudgesicle | 22 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #395 | fossilized limb | 19 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #382 | fossilized spike | 10 |
| #229 | fossilized spine | 8 |
| #556 | fossilized torso | 5 |
| #384 | fossilized wing | 7 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #619 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1346 | ghost cucumber | 11 |
| #241 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #214 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #74 | innuendo | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #720 | kumquartz | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #300 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #685 | paperclip | 30 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #242 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #490 | portable photocopier | 12 |
| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #30 | smoked potsherd | 37 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #224 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| #3139 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3116 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1874 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2683 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1291 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3073 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3107 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2706 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #318 | sucker scaffold | 32 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #568 | warbear whosit | 11 |