| #397 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 4 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #794 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #987 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
| #773 | 334 scroll | 2 |
| #245 | 4-dimensional guitar | 6 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1069 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #680 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #1114 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #167 | Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #16 | Hand in Glove | 7 |
| #345 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1215 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 20 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #663 | acid-squirting flower | 3 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #539 | adder bladder | 6 |
| #237 | agua de vida | 6 |
| #333 | all-purpose cleaner | 13 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #851 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 7 |
| #318 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 14 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #581 | ancient protein powder | 2 |
| #342 | ancient spice | 5 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #92 | badge of authority | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #79 | batskin belt | 18 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #82 | bowling ball | 17 |
| #140 | bubblin' crude | 143 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #129 | colorful plastic ball | 500 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #314 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #318 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #300 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #193 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 2 |
| #286 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #311 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #199 | dusty right thumb | 2 |
| #193 | dusty right ulna | 2 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #286 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #135 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 3 |
| #788 | elven cellocello | 24 |
| #792 | elven suicide capsule | 23 |
| #152 | gingerbread house | 4 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #178 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #161 | string of Crimbo lights | 4 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #250 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 75 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1870 | unstable DNA | 8 |
| #175 | vampire glitter | 2 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |