| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #861 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 2 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #377 | Mad Train wine | 263 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #108 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #132 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #987 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #872 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #236 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 4 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #658 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #542 | barbed-wire fence | 7 |
| #118 | barskin tent | 2 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #168 | beanbag chair | 3 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #6 | blackberry moccasins | 134 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #1392 | bottle of goofballs | 17 |
| #184 | bum cheek | 114 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #628 | decorative fountain | 3 |
| #208 | dirty hobo gloves | 127 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #199 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #75 | meat golem | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #73 | packet of beer nuts | 11 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1152 | roll of toilet paper | 32 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2156 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 10 |
| #3136 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 14 |
| #3998 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #1629 | stuffed Meat | 20 |
| #3340 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #3097 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4810 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #3825 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3072 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2574 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #1164 | stuffed key | 34 |
| #3778 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #1974 | stuffed monocle | 13 |
| #3607 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #2682 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2492 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #3067 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3735 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1801 | stuffed teddy butler | 16 |
| #1546 | stuffed tin of caviar | 22 |
| #1260 | stuffed treasure chest | 29 |
| #4016 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2304 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #550 | white picket fence | 4 |