| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #1397 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| 🥈 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 90 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #157 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #168 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #326 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #358 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #86 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 195 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 166 |
| #16 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 167 |
| #897 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #195 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 61 |
| #116 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #51 | Trainbot slag | 135 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #74 | bacon bath ball | 12 |
| 🥇 | banjo kazoo mount | 6,346 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #649 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 11 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #56 | chocolate bath ball | 14 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #364 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #737 | dusty Crimbo crate | 12 |
| #208 | elven limbos gingerbread | 60 |
| #195 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #562 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #459 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #7 | gingerbread pirate | 100 |
| #86 | gloomy black mushroom | 47 |
| #104 | incense bath ball | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #166 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #295 | motivational poster | 14 |
| #96 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #143 | pile of Trainbot parts | 51 |
| #907 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| 🥉 | residual chitin paste | 184 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | sea cowbell | 2,999 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1003 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #90 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #899 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 12 |
| #171 | sweet mochi ball | 11 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic coal car | 2 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #147 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #864 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #178 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |