| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #1396 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #4 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 45 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #294 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #328 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 195 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #8 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 17 |
| #14 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 167 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #192 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 61 |
| #114 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #51 | Trainbot slag | 135 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #75 | bacon bath ball | 12 |
| 🥇 | banjo kazoo mount | 4,464 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #648 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 11 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #58 | chocolate bath ball | 14 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #737 | dusty Crimbo crate | 12 |
| #208 | elven limbos gingerbread | 60 |
| #191 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #7 | gingerbread pirate | 100 |
| #86 | gloomy black mushroom | 47 |
| #105 | incense bath ball | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #296 | motivational poster | 14 |
| #98 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #143 | pile of Trainbot parts | 51 |
| #910 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| 🥈 | residual chitin paste | 184 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | sea cowbell | 2,999 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #898 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 12 |
| #171 | sweet mochi ball | 11 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic coal car | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3335 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2821 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #145 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #856 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |