| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1650 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #912 | Drowsy Sword | 16 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #1570 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #498 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 57 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #581 | antique hand mirror | 2 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| #324 | banana peel | 11 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #508 | black-and-blue light | 56 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #521 | blue plasma ball | 51 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #2939 | box of sunshine | 30 |
| #156 | box turtle | 2 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #145 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #756 | drywall axe | 14 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #467 | flavored foot massage oil | 58 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #987 | giant pinky ring | 12 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #102 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #2051 | handful of confetti | 16 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #1202 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1082 | obsidian dagger | 15 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #576 | personal massager | 10 |
| #673 | personalized coffee mug | 36 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #1524 | shiny ring | 10 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #119 | skeletortoise | 2 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #62 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 4 |
| #123 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #1734 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #1006 | toast | 620 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #603 | towel | 14 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #84 | wad of cotton | 28 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #694 | wrench bracelet | 3 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |