| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #17 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1659 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #910 | Drowsy Sword | 16 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #1571 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #497 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 57 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #581 | antique hand mirror | 2 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| #325 | banana peel | 11 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #509 | black-and-blue light | 56 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #521 | blue plasma ball | 51 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #2386 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #141 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #2945 | box of sunshine | 30 |
| #156 | box turtle | 2 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #957 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #144 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #969 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #740 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #6 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #35 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #757 | drywall axe | 14 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #466 | flavored foot massage oil | 58 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #989 | giant pinky ring | 12 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #5 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #3472 | grue egg | 4 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #2055 | handful of confetti | 16 |
| #148 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #938 | milky potion | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #912 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1079 | obsidian dagger | 15 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #15 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #576 | personal massager | 10 |
| #671 | personalized coffee mug | 36 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #283 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #78 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #748 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #1271 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #1525 | shiny ring | 10 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #82 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #119 | skeletortoise | 2 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #61 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 4 |
| #121 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| #942 | smoky potion | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #121 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #1742 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #73 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #1008 | toast | 620 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #604 | towel | 14 |
| #198 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #84 | wad of cotton | 28 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #695 | wrench bracelet | 3 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |