| #102 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 16 |
| #78 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 12 |
| #33 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 3 |
| #88 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 8 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| 🥇 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1,568 |
| #5 | C.H.U.M. knife | 274 |
| #44 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 3 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #25 | Chester's cutoffs | 3 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #5 | Frosty's arm | 7 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #76 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #51 | Hodgman's blanket | 24 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #17 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 4 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #52 | Let Me Be! | 14 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #57 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 19 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 2 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #84 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 10 |
| #492 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 19 |
| #80 | Summer Nights | 9 |
| #207 | Tales from the Fireside | 5 |
| #43 | Travels with Jerry | 12 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #25 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
| #23 | Zombo's skull ring | 2 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #1060 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
| #77 | bed of coals | 8 |
| #90 | big slimy cyst | 2 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1181 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #833 | black striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #476 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1114 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥈 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 2,534 |
| #121 | bowl of fishysoisse | 7 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #179 | canteen of wine | 124 |
| #96 | caustic slime nodule | 4 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #196 | cheap elven gloves | 21 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #24 | comfy coffin | 23 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #45 | corncob pipe | 23 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #79 | crown-shaped beanie | 4 |
| #30 | cup of infinite pencils | 30 |
| #195 | deadly lampshade | 5 |
| 🥈 | decaying goldfish liver | 3,341 |
| #43 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1125 | dusty Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #236 | elven limbos gingerbread | 56 |
| #187 | elven moonshine | 61 |
| #139 | elven socks | 27 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #168 | festive holiday hat | 23 |
| #423 | fetid feather | 13 |
| #38 | filth-encrusted futon | 13 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #361 | flaming feather | 26 |
| #372 | flirtatious feather | 15 |
| #10 | foreign box | 85 |
| #49 | frayed rope belt | 22 |
| #234 | freezin' bindle | 3 |
| #357 | frightful feather | 21 |
| #212 | frigid air mattress | 4 |
| #309 | frozen feather | 32 |
| 🥈 | gator skin | 1,881 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #47 | glimmering buzzard feather | 1 |
| #64 | glimmering great tit feather | 1 |
| #44 | glimmering phoenix feather | 1 |
| #73 | glimmering raven feather | 1 |
| #143 | glimmering roc feather | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #1911 | grue egg | 12 |
| #46 | hardened slime belt | 3 |
| #54 | hardened slime hat | 3 |
| #51 | hardened slime pants | 3 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #4 | hobo monkey | 4 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #19 | hopping socks | 12 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #143 | knuckle sandwich | 160 |
| #359 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #52 | letterman's jacket | 5 |
| #64 | lewd playing card | 30 |
| #67 | lucky bottlecap | 18 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #255 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 11 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #92 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 27 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #41 | medium slimy cyst | 7 |
| #54 | miniature antlers | 2 |
| #684 | nanite-infested candy cane | 18 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #711 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #373 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #162 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 17 |
| #527 | off-white striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #122 | pair of ragged claws | 3 |
| #38 | pair of twitching claws | 2 |
| #80 | panhandle panhandling hat | 17 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #117 | patent leather shoes | 46 |
| #126 | penguin thesaurus | 47 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #30 | poodle skirt | 9 |
| #54 | psycho sweater | 6 |
| #685 | puce paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #195 | puce striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #225 | pulsing flesh | 13 |
| #187 | rigid carapace | 18 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| 🥉 | sewer nuggets | 4,610 |
| #104 | sleazy bindle | 6 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #49 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 518 |
| #50 | slimy sweetbreads | 499 |
| #61 | small slimy cyst | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #20 | spooky bindle | 20 |
| #40 | stained mattress | 14 |
| #77 | stinkin' bindle | 7 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1103 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #601 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 12 |
| #659 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #840 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 9 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #776 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 6 |
| #918 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 8 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1249 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 9 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #474 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 15 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #818 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 9 |
| #834 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 9 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 7 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 7 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #714 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 10 |
| #856 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #1061 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #962 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 8 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #1201 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #266 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #118 | twitching claw | 27 |
| #157 | unstable DNA | 318 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #136 | yellow striped oyster egg | 16 |