| #102 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 16 |
| #78 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 12 |
| #32 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 3 |
| #88 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 8 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| 🥇 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1,568 |
| #5 | C.H.U.M. knife | 274 |
| #44 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 3 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #26 | Chester's cutoffs | 3 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #5 | Frosty's arm | 7 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #77 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #52 | Hodgman's blanket | 24 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #16 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 4 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #52 | Let Me Be! | 14 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #57 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 19 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 2 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #84 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 10 |
| #493 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 19 |
| #81 | Summer Nights | 9 |
| #207 | Tales from the Fireside | 5 |
| #44 | Travels with Jerry | 12 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #25 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
| #23 | Zombo's skull ring | 2 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #1062 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
| #78 | bed of coals | 8 |
| #90 | big slimy cyst | 2 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1182 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #833 | black striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #478 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥈 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 2,534 |
| #121 | bowl of fishysoisse | 7 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #179 | canteen of wine | 124 |
| #96 | caustic slime nodule | 4 |
| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #196 | cheap elven gloves | 21 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #24 | comfy coffin | 23 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #45 | corncob pipe | 23 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #80 | crown-shaped beanie | 4 |
| #30 | cup of infinite pencils | 30 |
| #195 | deadly lampshade | 5 |
| 🥈 | decaying goldfish liver | 3,341 |
| #43 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1124 | dusty Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #235 | elven limbos gingerbread | 56 |
| #187 | elven moonshine | 61 |
| #139 | elven socks | 27 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #167 | festive holiday hat | 23 |
| #426 | fetid feather | 13 |
| #38 | filth-encrusted futon | 13 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #363 | flaming feather | 26 |
| #373 | flirtatious feather | 15 |
| #10 | foreign box | 85 |
| #49 | frayed rope belt | 22 |
| #234 | freezin' bindle | 3 |
| #358 | frightful feather | 21 |
| #212 | frigid air mattress | 4 |
| #310 | frozen feather | 32 |
| 🥈 | gator skin | 1,881 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #47 | glimmering buzzard feather | 1 |
| #64 | glimmering great tit feather | 1 |
| #44 | glimmering phoenix feather | 1 |
| #74 | glimmering raven feather | 1 |
| #143 | glimmering roc feather | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #1912 | grue egg | 12 |
| #46 | hardened slime belt | 3 |
| #54 | hardened slime hat | 3 |
| #51 | hardened slime pants | 3 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #4 | hobo monkey | 4 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #19 | hopping socks | 12 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #143 | knuckle sandwich | 160 |
| #359 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #52 | letterman's jacket | 5 |
| #64 | lewd playing card | 30 |
| #67 | lucky bottlecap | 18 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #255 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 11 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #92 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 27 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #41 | medium slimy cyst | 7 |
| #54 | miniature antlers | 2 |
| #685 | nanite-infested candy cane | 18 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #373 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #162 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 17 |
| #528 | off-white striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #121 | pair of ragged claws | 3 |
| #38 | pair of twitching claws | 2 |
| #81 | panhandle panhandling hat | 17 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #76 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #116 | patent leather shoes | 46 |
| #126 | penguin thesaurus | 47 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #31 | poodle skirt | 9 |
| #54 | psycho sweater | 6 |
| #685 | puce paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #195 | puce striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #225 | pulsing flesh | 13 |
| #187 | rigid carapace | 18 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| 🥉 | sewer nuggets | 4,610 |
| #104 | sleazy bindle | 6 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #49 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 518 |
| #50 | slimy sweetbreads | 499 |
| #61 | small slimy cyst | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #20 | spooky bindle | 20 |
| #40 | stained mattress | 14 |
| #77 | stinkin' bindle | 7 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1104 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #603 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 12 |
| #662 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #842 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 9 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #2040 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1245 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 6 |
| #918 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 8 |
| #1245 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #821 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 9 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 15 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #819 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 9 |
| #834 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 9 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #1058 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #1086 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 7 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 7 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #3342 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #714 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 10 |
| #856 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #1719 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3312 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #963 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 8 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #1202 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #1435 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #267 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #118 | twitching claw | 27 |
| #157 | unstable DNA | 318 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #136 | yellow striped oyster egg | 16 |