| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1393 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1033 | Crimbo candied pecan | 5 |
| #858 | Crimbo fudge | 9 |
| #815 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 9 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #94 | Gummi-DNA | 17 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #768 | battered Crimbo Crate | 10 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #379 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #2337 | candy cane | 9 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1466 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #807 | dusty Crimbo crate | 10 |
| #1146 | eggnog | 11 |
| #1614 | elven cellocello | 11 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #904 | herringcello | 21 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #1339 | penguin focaccia bread | 13 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #805 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #262 | sack lunch | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #643 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 20 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #2123 | unstable DNA | 3 |