| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #144 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 7 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #716 | CRIMBCO mug | 14 |
| #1048 | CRIMBCO scrip | 50 |
| #453 | CRIMBCO wine | 17 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #461 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 13 |
| #101 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 3 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #90 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 20 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #199 | bacon bath ball | 5 |
| #85 | ballast turtle | 9 |
| #381 | bath ball gift set | 13 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #43 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
| #36 | bottlecap turtle | 13 |
| #43 | box turtle | 14 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #216 | chintzy turtle brooch | 4 |
| #58 | chocolate bath ball | 14 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #50 | dueling turtle | 6 |
| #69 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 20 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #45 | furry green turtle | 11 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #208 | guard turtle collar | 3 |
| #221 | guard turtle shell | 10 |
| #73 | hedgeturtle | 43 |
| #739 | helmet turtle | 38 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #140 | incense bath ball | 7 |
| #49 | knobby helmet turtle | 13 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #94 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #296 | motivational poster | 14 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #23 | padded tortoise | 12 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #32 | painted turtle | 17 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #34 | samurai turtle | 7 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #106 | sandwich of the gods | 20 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #19 | security blankie | 2 |
| #22 | sewer turtle | 32 |
| #52 | skeletortoise | 9 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #302 | slow jam collection | 14 |
| #149 | snailmail bits | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #35 | soup turtle | 9 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1849 | tiny plastic angry goat | 10 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #38 | torquoise ring | 1 |
| #75 | tortoboggan | 3 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #573 | turtle totem | 55 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #47 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #85 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #8 | turtlemail bits | 2,600 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |