slopmaster

RankItemQuantity
#639"DRINK ME" potion1
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
🥇Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy1
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#437Atomic Comic1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#134CSA all-purpose soap5
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#189Dogsgotnonoz pills1
#144Dreadsylvanian Almanac page42
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#909FDKOL commendation3
#272FDKOL hotcakes11
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#246Freddy Kruegerand1
#182GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#147Gummi-DNA9
#92Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#133Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#64Hodgman's lucky sock1
#336Instant Karma23
#456Lars the Cyberian1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#224Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#546Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs4
#36Mer-kin cooljuice13
#113Mer-kin fastjuice3
#175Mer-kin healscroll1
#192Mer-kin killscroll1
#42Mer-kin smartjuice10
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#821Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub11
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#368Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I1
#386Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II1
#382Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III1
#328Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV1
#313Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V1
#319Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI1
#232O'RLY manual1
#173Orange Star of Sacrifice12
#304Order of the Silver Wossname2
#1599Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#20Pink Heart of Spirit31
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#143Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#369Red Pill1
#135SPF 451 lip balm18
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#471Sinful Desires1
#67Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire1
#209Squat-Thrust Magazine1
#62Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#94Staff of the Black Kettle1
🥈Staff of the Deepest Freeze2
#11Staff of the Grand Flambé2
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#60Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#121Staff of the Soupbone1
#77Staff of the Teapot Tempest1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#945Summer Nights1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#598The Art of Slapfighting1
#684The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#302The Necbronomicon1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#935Travels with Jerry1
#143Ultrasoldier Serum8
#701Uncle Romulus1
#233Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick1
#218Ye Olde Medieval Insult1
#899Yellow Moon of Compassion3
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#199agua de vida10
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#737antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#140antique bottle of cough syrup5
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#160bag of QWOP10
#898baggie of powdered sugar7
#38big bundle of chamoix11
#18bitter pill5
#510black eyedrops1
#137blank diary1
#113blue potion1
#743bottle of Monsieur Bubble1
#376bottle of Mystic Shell2
#465bottle of antifreeze2
#95bottle of fire203
#610bottle of goofballs42
#288bottle of pirate juice3
#385bottle of rhinoceros hormones1
#153bottle of ultravitamins4
#7455box of sunshine1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#494can of spinach4
#56chamoisole1
#88charged magnet1
#72chitinous pod1
#39cologne of contempt22
#383concentrated garbage juice2
#258concentrated magicalness pill8
🥉control crystal1
#481corrupted data15
#198crown-shaped beanie1
#30deanimated reanimator's coffin1
#87dense meat stack46,000
#908designer handbag2
#8digital underground potion34
#124disembodied brain37
#22disintegrating spiky collar40
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#117divine champagne popper97
#142dollar-sign bag26
#655donkey flipbook1
#117drop of water-37111
#181elven moonshine63
#516empty agua de vida bottle292
#29extra-strength red potion52
#110facehugging alien10
#454facsimile dictionary23
#142fake blood8
#70fancy blue potion10
#271fat loot token8
#283fat stacks of cash40
#1351filthy lucre11
#487filthy pestle2
#160filthy poultice56
#470[2426]fire flower2
#82fireman's helmet1
#477fish-liver oil6
#604frozen banquet2
#374funky dried mushroom15
#389gauze garter11
#11glimmering great tit feather24
#630gloomy black mushroom5
#117glowing syringe1
#389green candy heart48
#391green snowcone25
#61green-frosted astral cupcake25
#132half-orchid49
#66hand-carved staff1
#160heavy leather-bound tome1
#101herbs420
🥉hobo code binder1
#1105hobo nickel11
#138huge gold coin51
#456intriguing puzzle box1
#135irradiated pet snacks2
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#499kickback cookbook1
#64leather bookmark11
#36love song of disturbing obsession621
#222love song of icy revenge7
#42love song of naughty innuendo719
#44love song of smoldering passion580
#41love song of sugary cuteness552
#43love song of vague ambiguity655
#45mass of wriggling tentacles1
#185memory of a C6
#77memory of a CA base pair1
#91memory of a CG base pair1
#43memory of a CT base pair2
#90memory of a G17
#92memory of a GT base pair1
#186memory of a T6
#269memory of an A2
#89memory of an AG base pair1
#14memory of an AT base pair16
#51memory of some delicious amino acids36
#25menorette11
#26miniature Jacob's ladder1
#77mole skin notebook1
#292mother's little helper11
#102neurostim pill10
#418obnoxious riddle1
#469oily golden mushroom1
#319pair of ragged claws1
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#179pec oil1
#288penguin thesaurus25
#8perfume of prejudice250
#81physiostim pill23
#82pressurized potion of perception1
#70pressurized potion of perspicacity1
#32pressurized potion of pneumaticity1
#1512pulsing flesh1
#572really dense meat stack11
#37recording of Chorale of Companionship42
#258red pixel potion15
#70red potion9
#345reodorant20
#1450rigid carapace2
#1705sandwich of the gods2
#115scented massage oil16
#174scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker74
#90scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker464
#96scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker484
#84scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker452
#107scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker235
#91scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker373
#106scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff1
#102scroll of Puddingskin1
#559scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil1
#280sensitive poetry journal1
#195shrinking powder2
#67skull capacitor1
#129slimy alveolus7
#260slimy fermented bile bladder30
#265slimy sweetbreads30
#756soft green echo eyedrop antidote70
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#93sugar shard101
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#8tempura broccoli18
#295throbbing rage gland1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2068top1
#454towel21
#1443twitching claw2
#116unstable DNA435
#176vial of The Glistening1
#600voodoo snuff1
#88willyweed28
#253wumpus hair6

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