| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2033 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #435 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 5 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1334 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1557 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1424 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #478 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2144 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #664 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2226 | badass belt | 23 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1205 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #1290 | bottle of goofballs | 19 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #29 | duct tape | 1,360 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #1069 | easter egg balloon | 23 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #995 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #723 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #1189 | grue egg | 22 |
| #3055 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1708 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #274 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1318 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #252 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #302 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #2233 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1289 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #439 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |