| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1783 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #614 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1393 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #93 | Chroner | 1,057 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #2254 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #1296 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #520 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #85 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1036 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #472 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #1909 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1432 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #675 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #93 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1798 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #968 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1037 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #63 | eggman noodles | 3 |
| #409 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #571 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #721 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #240 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #1480 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #2479 | grue egg | 8 |
| #2802 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #25 | helm of the white knight | 2 |
| #381 | imp unity ring | 2 |
| #53 | innuendo | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #802 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #444 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #1709 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #484 | old sweatpants | 145 |
| #983 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #785 | pink clay bead | 6 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| #721 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 3 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #678 | shredded hellseal hide | 2 |
| #416 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2380 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #214 | sponge cake | 2 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |