| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #348 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 7 |
| #377 | Blood Light | 8 |
| #383 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 4 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #165 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #149 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #156 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #94 | Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #325 | Ecto-Cooler | 3 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #538 | Microplushie: Bropane | 14 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #434 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 9 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #529 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 11 |
| #722 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 7 |
| #293 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 4 |
| #631 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 5 |
| #663 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 10 |
| #636 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 6 |
| #555 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 11 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #402 | Silver Bullet beer | 4 |
| #45 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 2 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #35 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #470 | The Cooler Out of Space | 2 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #1134 | box of sunshine | 197 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1640 | canteen of wine | 2 |
| #234 | cement sandals | 4 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1017 | delicious salad | 15 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #608 | elven cellocello | 28 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #612 | fudge lily | 4 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #698 | fudgecule | 546 |
| #85 | gingerbread house | 6 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1070 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1656 | herringcello | 8 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #935 | knuckle sandwich | 14 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #80 | live wire | 8 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #312 | mauve striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #229 | mime soul fragment | 13 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #830 | mummy costume | 4 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #279 | night-vision goggles | 6 |
| #1122 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #224 | pair of bolt cutters | 10 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #222 | passable elf mask | 14 |
| #959 | patent leather shoes | 4 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #464 | penguin focaccia bread | 30 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #745 | petrified wood | 8 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #108 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #202 | pocketwatch on a chain | 11 |
| #257 | poison pen | 6 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #902 | pumpkinhead mask | 4 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #487 | red plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #941 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1974 | spade necklace | 3 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #92 | string of Crimbo lights | 6 |
| #2293 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #3460 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #2412 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #2293 | stuffed Meat | 8 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #3547 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #3755 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #4043 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2703 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #3254 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3213 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #3609 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #2383 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #1460 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #2328 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #2308 | stuffed monocle | 8 |
| #661 | stuffed ninja snowman | 6 |
| #3801 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #2451 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3451 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #3394 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #3349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2549 | stuffed teddy butler | 5 |
| #2233 | stuffed tin of caviar | 9 |
| #3378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #297 | throwing wrench | 11 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #755 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 5 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #883 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 10 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #889 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 11 |
| #762 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 13 |
| #486 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1750 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #931 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 8 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #721 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 10 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #2028 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #1402 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1209 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #984 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #1982 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #810 | tiny plastic demoninja | 9 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #715 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 10 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 13 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #752 | tiny plastic goth giant | 10 |
| #1523 | tiny plastic grue | 12 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #959 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #1062 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #999 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 18 |
| #1299 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 14 |
| #908 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
| #977 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #968 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #844 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 9 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #1646 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
| #1460 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic star starfish | 11 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1478 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #1703 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2018 | unstable DNA | 5 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #12 | wok lobster | 27 |
| #360 | wolfman mask | 18 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |