| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #573 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #77 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #270 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #53 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #239 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #94 | Maxing, Relaxing | 8 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #84 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 10 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #129 | Travels with Jerry | 7 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #187 | Wolfman Nardz | 9 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #293 | banana-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #137 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #1444 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #425 | black paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #467 | black striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #222 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #223 | bowl of fishysoisse | 4 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #1110 | can of Binarrrca | 6 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1030 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #467 | canteen of wine | 58 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
| #221 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 10 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #367 | elven cellocello | 35 |
| #761 | elven moonshine | 11 |
| #561 | elven socks | 8 |
| #551 | elven suicide capsule | 29 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #225 | empty agua de vida bottle | 922 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #575 | festive holiday hat | 7 |
| #58 | filth-encrusted futon | 10 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #106 | frigid air mattress | 6 |
| #2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #457 | gray bow tie | 15 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #1371 | herringcello | 13 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #493 | hobo nickel | 481 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #421 | knuckle sandwich | 56 |
| #98 | lawn dart | 5 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #128 | lewd playing card | 19 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #219 | live wire | 4 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #69 | mulled cider | 30 |
| #369 | mummy costume | 16 |
| #279 | night-vision goggles | 6 |
| #537 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #86 | off-white striped oyster egg | 28 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #86 | pair of bolt cutters | 18 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #75 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #222 | passable elf mask | 14 |
| #271 | patent leather shoes | 25 |
| #1053 | penguin focaccia bread | 18 |
| #349 | penguin thesaurus | 20 |
| #202 | pocketwatch on a chain | 11 |
| #133 | poison pen | 9 |
| #210 | puce striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #733 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #239 | pumpkinhead mask | 33 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | red wagon | 2 |
| #1271 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #108 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #513 | sewer nuggets | 3 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #22 | slime stack | 14 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #6 | slime-covered necklace | 3 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #121 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| #176 | slimy alveolus | 2 |
| #151 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 103 |
| #161 | slimy sweetbreads | 97 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #212 | stained mattress | 5 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #248 | throwing wrench | 12 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #120 | tiny slimy cyst | 12 |
| #1260 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1416 | unstable DNA | 19 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #296 | wolfman mask | 24 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #417 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 14 |