| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1016 | Cloaca grenade | 9 |
| #519 | Cloaca-Cola | 63 |
| #495 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 7 |
| #394 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 7 |
| #484 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #350 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 7 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1956 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #950 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #865 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 57 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #321 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #433 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #493 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #313 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 7 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1554 | Imp Ale | 10 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #562 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 6 |
| #633 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 4 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #551 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 5 |
| #546 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 5 |
| #943 | Knob Goblin love potion | 2 |
| #1628 | Mad Train wine | 2 |
| #2283 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1041 | baconstone | 7 |
| #239 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1070 | bottle of rum | 10 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #907 | bottle of tequila | 8 |
| #1215 | bottle of whiskey | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #1175 | clown hammer | 12 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #113 | cool mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #589 | deodorant | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #89 | flaming mushroom wine | 5 |
| #91 | flat mushroom wine | 2 |
| #535 | foolscap fool's cap | 3 |
| #1676 | fruitcake | 7 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #151 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1329 | joybuzzer | 9 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #823 | length of string | 13 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #460 | sleeping snowy owl | 6 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #496 | spectral pickle | 22 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #154 | spooky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #80 | stinky mushroom wine | 4 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |