| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1019 | Cloaca grenade | 9 |
| #520 | Cloaca-Cola | 63 |
| #496 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 7 |
| #396 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 7 |
| #487 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #577 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #353 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 7 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #1481 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1963 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #865 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 57 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #324 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #436 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #494 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #315 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 7 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1555 | Imp Ale | 10 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #564 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 6 |
| #633 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 4 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #555 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 5 |
| #549 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 5 |
| #945 | Knob Goblin love potion | 2 |
| #1631 | Mad Train wine | 2 |
| #2280 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1295 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1044 | baconstone | 7 |
| #238 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1008 | ball | 5 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1070 | bottle of rum | 10 |
| #1075 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #906 | bottle of tequila | 8 |
| #1215 | bottle of whiskey | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1613 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #1173 | clown hammer | 12 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #115 | cool mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #89 | flaming mushroom wine | 5 |
| #91 | flat mushroom wine | 2 |
| #537 | foolscap fool's cap | 3 |
| #1675 | fruitcake | 7 |
| #428 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #702 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #154 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1599 | ion grid | 2 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1327 | joybuzzer | 9 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #824 | length of string | 13 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #463 | sleeping snowy owl | 6 |
| #909 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #496 | spectral pickle | 22 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #154 | spooky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #81 | stinky mushroom wine | 4 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2745 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3063 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3067 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3928 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4023 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8251 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |