| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1921 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1018 | Cloaca grenade | 9 |
| #519 | Cloaca-Cola | 63 |
| #495 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 7 |
| #396 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 7 |
| #487 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #577 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #352 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 7 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1962 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #953 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #865 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 57 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #323 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #435 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #493 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #315 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 7 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1556 | Imp Ale | 10 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #563 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 6 |
| #633 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 4 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #555 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 5 |
| #548 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 5 |
| #944 | Knob Goblin love potion | 2 |
| #1631 | Mad Train wine | 2 |
| #2280 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1294 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1044 | baconstone | 7 |
| #238 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1073 | bottle of rum | 10 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #907 | bottle of tequila | 8 |
| #1216 | bottle of whiskey | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1461 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1613 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #1174 | clown hammer | 12 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #115 | cool mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #89 | flaming mushroom wine | 5 |
| #91 | flat mushroom wine | 2 |
| #536 | foolscap fool's cap | 3 |
| #1675 | fruitcake | 7 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #702 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #154 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #682 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1328 | joybuzzer | 9 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #824 | length of string | 13 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #463 | sleeping snowy owl | 6 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #497 | spectral pickle | 22 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #154 | spooky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #81 | stinky mushroom wine | 4 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |