| #53 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 4 |
| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #129 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 4 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #102 | Go-Wassail | 200 |
| #406 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #760 | Iron Beta of Industry | 7 |
| #425 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 14 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #62 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 300 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #49 | bottle of bubbles | 300 |
| #379 | bottle of fire | 2 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #215 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #112 | jerky coins | 200 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #185 | pack of pogs | 100 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #556 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #418 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #802 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 15 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #61 | wind-up meatcar | 200 |