| #395 | 1-ball | 12 |
| #384 | 2-ball | 11 |
| #604 | 3-ball | 6 |
| #327 | 4-ball | 15 |
| #357 | 5-ball | 13 |
| #396 | 6-ball | 11 |
| #394 | 7-ball | 12 |
| #529 | 8-ball | 41 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #53 | Bohemian rhapsody | 17 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #8 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1,294 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1022 | Crimbuck | 606 |
| #319 | D roll | 3 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #140 | FunFunds™ | 4 |
| #11 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1,243 |
| #98 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 20 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #49 | Herringtini | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #58 | Humanitini | 2 |
| #63 | Iron Beta of Industry | 150 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #24 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 5 |
| #259 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 26 |
| #27 | O | 14 |
| #42 | Oh, the Humanitini | 5 |
| #412 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #133 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 13 |
| #259 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 6 |
| #92 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 7 |
| #107 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 11 |
| #151 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 9 |
| #127 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 10 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 6 |
| #112 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 6 |
| #177 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 8 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 6 |
| #261 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 3 |
| #255 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 8 |
| #174 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 11 |
| #171 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 11 |
| #200 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 10 |
| #12 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1,222 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #11 | Supernova Champagne | 4,850 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 8 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 7 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 8 |
| #591 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 4 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 19 |
| #630 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 8 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 7 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #54 | Volcoino | 7 |
| #48 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 83 |
| #25 | X | 15 |
| #114 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 153 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #390 | baby killer bee | 26 |
| #96 | baggie of powdered sugar | 366 |
| #41 | ball | 194 |
| #42 | ballroom blintz | 386 |
| #21 | barrel-aged martini | 244 |
| #654 | baseball | 3 |
| #38 | beertini | 83 |
| #226 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #811 | blue plasma ball | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue suede shoes | 316 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #41 | bottle of realpagne | 17 |
| #92 | bowling ball | 14 |
| #25 | boxed champagne | 194 |
| #43 | buckyball | 160 |
| #24 | chocotini | 5 |
| #236 | corpsetini | 21 |
| #178 | diamond necklace | 26 |
| #29 | divine champagne flute | 864 |
| #23 | drink chit | 83 |
| #194 | dry martini | 2 |
| #103 | dry vodka martini | 5 |
| #31 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1,490 |
| #83 | fancy dress ball | 166 |
| #358 | fat loot token | 2 |
| #53 | flute of flat champagne | 440 |
| #195 | goat | 4 |
| #30 | grogpagne | 59 |
| #83 | heavy D | 2,052 |
| #772 | hobo nickel | 148 |
| #60 | ivory cue ball | 3 |
| #22 | juggling ball | 2 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #36 | lowercase N | 604 |
| #281 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 6 |
| #388 | magical pony: Pearjack | 3 |
| #261 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 7 |
| #166 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 14 |
| #493 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 2 |
| #249 | magical pony: Uniquity | 7 |
| #43 | martini | 364 |
| #36 | memory of a C | 36 |
| #48 | memory of a G | 29 |
| #35 | memory of a T | 33 |
| #21 | memory of an A | 47 |
| #104 | metallic A | 669 |
| #108 | mini-martini | 8 |
| #45 | moreltini | 2 |
| #15 | mother's little helper | 2,535 |
| #38 | nothingtini | 1 |
| #86 | original G | 2,061 |
| #1064 | paperclip | 4 |
| #144 | plastic passion fruit | 13 |
| #22 | plexiglass pants | 11 |
| #12 | plexiglass pendant | 11 |
| #16 | plexiglass pikestaff | 12 |
| #13 | plexiglass pinky ring | 12 |
| #17 | plexiglass pith helmet | 10 |
| #15 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 10 |
| #28 | possessed top | 171 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #29 | red letter | 63 |
| #133 | ruby W | 162 |
| #7 | savoy truffle | 17,426 |
| #11 | shadow martini | 9 |
| #18 | sham champagne | 21 |
| #699 | solid gold bowling ball | 22 |
| #340 | spade necklace | 18 |
| #74 | spooky alphabet block | 8 |
| #81 | stainless steel scarf | 23 |
| #196 | stainless steel shillelagh | 15 |
| #370 | stainless steel skullcap | 8 |
| #320 | stainless steel slacks | 10 |
| #505 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #168 | stainless steel suspenders | 18 |
| #89 | stolen office supplies | 71 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| #296 | stuffed angry cow | 119 |
| #55 | stuffed martini | 156 |
| #57 | sweet roll Alabama | 58 |
| #23 | tennis ball | 93 |
| #27 | top | 170 |
| #28 | vodka martini | 371 |