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| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #187 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
| #1001 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #318 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #83 | Dramatic™ range | 20 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #144 | Frat Army FGF | 40 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #219 | Hippy Army MPE | 34 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #238 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 6 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #961 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 6 |
| #207 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 18 |
| #397 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 100 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #820 | ball | 7 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #133 | blackberry | 200 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #167 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 9 |
| #62 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 2 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #864 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 10 |
| #781 | candied yams | 11 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #533 | canteen of wine | 50 |
| #844 | cheap elven gloves | 4 |
| #33 | chef-in-the-box | 15 |
| #130 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 16 |
| #69 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 2 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #87 | clockwork maid | 2 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #359 | commemorative war stein | 57 |
| #1024 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #577 | corpsetini | 9 |
| #358 | cup of infinite pencils | 3 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #1521 | delicious salad | 4 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #508 | distilled fortified wine | 5 |
| #440 | doll house | 11 |
| #624 | dollhive | 11 |
| #529 | elven limbos gingerbread | 26 |
| #458 | elven moonshine | 24 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #38 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 21 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1199 | fancy dress ball | 7 |
| #144 | fancy seashell necklace | 180 |
| #739 | festive holiday hat | 5 |
| #43 | flat mushroom wine | 6 |
| #148 | fruit bowl | 2 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #161 | gloomy black mushroom | 24 |
| #10 | gnatloaf casserole | 100 |
| #512 | goat cheese pizza | 9 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #900 | gray bow tie | 5 |
| #622 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #148 | handful of pine needles | 100 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #558 | herbal stuffing | 14 |
| #247 | hippy medical kit | 13 |
| #1215 | ice-cold fotie | 2 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #111 | irradiated pet snacks | 3 |
| #876 | kite | 8 |
| #552 | knuckle sandwich | 39 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #1447 | monomolecular yo-yo | 6 |
| #742 | mylar scout drone | 6 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #60 | oily golden mushroom | 6 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1107 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1476 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #174 | scented massage oil | 10 |
| #135 | solid gold pegleg | 44 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #745 | spooky mushroom | 50 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #488 | stuffed alien blob | 13 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1002 | stuffed doppelshifter | 10 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1480 | stuffed gray blob | 8 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #805 | tiny house | 100 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1237 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1235 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #368 | tomato juice of powerful power | 2 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #900 | top | 5 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #1276 | tree-eating kite | 15 |
| #259 | tube sock | 2 |
| #102 | unearthly onyx | 14 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #549 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 3 |
| #210 | witch hat | 4 |
| #262 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 20 |
| #1886 | yo-yo | 3 |