| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #224 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #77 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #73 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 3 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #74 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 2 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #134 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 10 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #91 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 8 |
| #547 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 8 |
| #89 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 13 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #668 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 9 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #167 | baconstone | 42 |
| #61 | big bad voodoo mask | 15 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #228 | cold ninja mask | 17 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #438 | disco mask | 71 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #268 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #67 | fancy ball mask | 2 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #205 | hamethyst | 36 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #287 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #11 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1,283 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #160 | leather mask | 44 |
| #75 | lihc face | 113 |
| #273 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #11 | mummy mask | 79 |
| #12 | nasty rat mask | 42 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #45 | opera mask | 31 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #141 | porquoise | 45 |
| #1005 | pumpkinhead mask | 2 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #363 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| #43 | sleep mask | 3 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #174 | spaghetti cult mask | 7 |
| #389 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #339 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #169 | very overdue library book | 2 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #321 | wolf mask | 83 |
| #950 | wolfman mask | 2 |