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| #317 | Crimbuck | 2,985 |
| #370 | Imp Ale | 501 |
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| #856 | Mad Train wine | 48 |
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| #282 | Supernova Champagne | 16 |
| #1034 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 21 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #2501 | Yummy Tummy bean | 10 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
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| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
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| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
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| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
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| #384 | distilled fortified wine | 6 |
| #1555 | eggnog | 6 |
| #1957 | elven cellocello | 4 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
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| #1635 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #461 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #529 | gauze garter | 3 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
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| #334 | grapes | 20 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
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| #559 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
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| #636 | marzipan skull | 11 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #280 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #395 | melted Jell-o shot | 2 |
| #405 | mummy wrapping | 28 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
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| #444 | natural fennel soda | 2 |
| #373 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 6 |
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| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
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| #685 | puce paisley oyster egg | 4 |
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| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #16 | roasted marshmallow | 2,296 |
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| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
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| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #296 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #597 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 10 |
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| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
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| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #693 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 14 |
| #706 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 14 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 7 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #910 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 8 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #659 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 11 |
| #721 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 10 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
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| #737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #1304 | tiny plastic angry goat | 14 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 16 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
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| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #921 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 8 |
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| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #1192 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 15 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #608 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 12 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #912 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #945 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 8 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #1525 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #929 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 19 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 13 |
| #902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 8 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #1409 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 15 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #845 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 21 |
| #1394 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic mosquito | 13 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #826 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 21 |
| #597 | tiny plastic sauceror | 8 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #822 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 9 |
| #1533 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic stab bat | 16 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #537 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 17 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #926 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
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| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #2880 | toast | 6 |
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| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #1105 | twitching claw | 4 |
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| #1608 | unstable DNA | 13 |
| #2107 | valuable trinket | 5 |
| #669 | white lightning | 7 |
| #341 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #863 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |