| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #177 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #200 | CRIMBCO mug | 81 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #423 | CRIMBCO wine | 18 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #162 | Crimbo candied pecan | 120 |
| #178 | Crimbo fudge | 115 |
| #159 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 128 |
| #240 | Crimbuck | 3,381 |
| #159 | FDKOL hotcakes | 42 |
| #788 | Go-Wassail | 10 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #758 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1030 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #919 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #954 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1393 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #731 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #135 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #22 | drop of water-37 | 1,177 |
| #790 | elven cellocello | 24 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #180 | green drunki-bear | 2 |
| #1025 | herringcello | 19 |
| #805 | jerky coins | 10 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #489 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #752 | penguin focaccia bread | 23 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #161 | red drunki-bear | 2 |
| #115 | ridiculous cocktail | 12 |
| #99 | rocket fuel | 3 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1003 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #23 | warbear feasting bread | 27 |
| #170 | yellow drunki-bear | 2 |