| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #178 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #200 | CRIMBCO mug | 81 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #423 | CRIMBCO wine | 18 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #160 | Crimbo candied pecan | 120 |
| #177 | Crimbo fudge | 115 |
| #158 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 128 |
| #240 | Crimbuck | 3,381 |
| #159 | FDKOL hotcakes | 42 |
| #786 | Go-Wassail | 10 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #22 | drop of water-37 | 1,177 |
| #788 | elven cellocello | 24 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #182 | green drunki-bear | 2 |
| #1023 | herringcello | 19 |
| #805 | jerky coins | 10 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #491 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #752 | penguin focaccia bread | 23 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #162 | red drunki-bear | 2 |
| #114 | ridiculous cocktail | 12 |
| #99 | rocket fuel | 3 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2201 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #23 | warbear feasting bread | 27 |
| #172 | yellow drunki-bear | 2 |