| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #29 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #67 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #63 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #55 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #62 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #82 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #63 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #75 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #79 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #54 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #50 | Doublepunchplanter | 1 |
| #83 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #62 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #80 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #70 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #65 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #55 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #70 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #65 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #66 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #62 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #76 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #58 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #48 | Haymaker | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #48 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #49 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #75 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #53 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #59 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #77 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #65 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #43 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #72 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #51 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #91 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #61 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #63 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #87 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #62 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #58 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 10 |
| #287 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #265 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #297 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 14 |
| #547 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 8 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 24 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #91 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #225 | box of sunshine | 1,860 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #652 | corrupted data | 4 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #161 | handful of confetti | 180 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #293 | phish stick | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |