Mr Ernest

RankItemQuantity
#581"DRINK ME" potion2
#431/6th Pound Cake1
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#190BACON1
#163Belt of Howling Anger2
#299Better Than Cuddling Cake8
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#1163CRIMBCO mug6
#1462CRIMBCO scrip10
#1011CRIMBCO wine6
#132CSA fire-starting kit176
#179Camp Scout pup tent1
#194Cheer-Up soda1
#29Chester's Aquarius medallion2
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#53Chester's cutoffs2
#57Chester's moustache2
#29Chester's muscle shirt2
#262Chroner175
#62Coinspiracy125
#103Comet Pop1
#165Crimbo Candy Cookbook30
#324Crimbo Credit15
#426Crimbo Factory surprise box1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1077Crimbuck530
#394Dickory Farms Gift Basket16
#1821Drowsy Sword4
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#909FDKOL commendation3
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#122FantasyRealm Mage's Hat2
#111FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask6
#78FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm24
#42FantasyRealm key1
#31Flan in the Moon1
#236Freddy Kruegerand2
#212Frosty's carrot1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#30Frosty's snowball sack2
🥈Fuzzby1
#1026Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#153Greaves of the Murk Lord2
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#90Helm of the Scream Emperor5
#118Hodgman's bow tie1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#64Hodgman's lucky sock1
#18Hodgman's metal detector2
#50Hodgman's porkpie hat2
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#15Humpty Dumplings4
#1205Instant Karma1
#264Jack-in-the-box23
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#238Knob nuts1
#359L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate20
🥈LARP membership card1
#5Lars the Cyberian33
#41Lobster qua Grill8
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#36Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1,477
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#203McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade1
#275Microplushie: Bropane45
#483Microplushie: Dorkonide6
#681Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid3
#361Microplushie: Fauxnerditide6
#185Microplushie: Gothochondria56
#137Microplushie: Hippylase110
#353Microplushie: Hipsterine3
#526Microplushie: Hobomosome8
#228Microplushie: Otakulone69
#640Microplushie: Raverdrine6
#468Microplushie: Sororitrate16
#248Mr. Haggis1
#54Ol' Scratch's ash can2
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#64Ol' Scratch's ol' britches2
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#70Oreille Divisée brandy4
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#8Oscus's neverending soda1
#53Oscus's pelt2
#238Pack of Alice's Army Cards1
#23Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards1
#1599Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#446Red Rover BB gun6
#91Rubeeâ„¢4
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#145Shield of Icy Fate2
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#39Staff of the Greasefire2
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#12Staff of the Midnight Snack9
🥈Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern41
#33Staff of the Short Order Cook2
#14Staff of the Teapot Tempest8
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
🥇Superhero Reboots1
#104Sword of Dark Omens4
🥈Sword of Procedural Generation1
#44The Legendary Beat1
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#15The Necbromancer's Stein2
#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
#23The Six-Pack of Pain4
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥇Thinknerd T-Shirt1
#219Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
🥈Underworld acorn1
#44Vial of jus de larmes4
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#104Zombo's shoulder blade1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#1478abominable snowcone1
🥇all-year sucker1
#72anger blaster1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#851anniversary gift box5
#898antique helmet1
#125archaeologing shovel1
#486around the world1
#120bacon bath ball8
#85bad-ass club2
#1520bag of airline peanuts5
#630ballroom blintz1
#1147banana1
#574banana-frosted king cake4
#72bark beret1
#262bath ball gift set19
#35beautiful soup7
#240beavermouth2
#94big glob of skin2
#410bit of clingfilm10
#124black cloak1
#211black-and-blue light287
#207blue plasma ball293
#72blue velvet cake2
#141booze-soaked cherry3
#19bottle of Goldschnöckered2
#3305bottle of goofballs4
#83bottle of norwhiskey1
#211bouquet of circular saw blades8
#92bowl of Bounty-Os1
#2076box of sunshine63
#53boxing-glove-in-a-box1
#736brick48
#352bunny liver17
#339burst hellseal brain15
#538cactus fruit1
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#144can-you-dig-it?1
#2875candied yams1
#690centipede eggs1
#997cheap toaster2
#254cheap wind-up clock1
#128cheer extractor1
#664cherry1
#198chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli1
#284chocolate bath ball3
#249chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses8
#84chocolate-frosted king cake21
#1795clown hammer1
#1154club necklace6
#1228cocoa eggshell fragment1
#253comfy pillow1
🥉control crystal1
#748cool mushroom1
#633crystalline cheer2
#479cymbal syrup8
#648daisy2
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#322designer handbag9
#71dinged-up triangle1
#75distention pill4
#380donated booze13
#480donated candy3
#326donated food18
#80double-ice box1
#171double-ice cap1
#68doubt cannon1
#22drippy nugget1
#101duct tape538
#108duct tape shirt1
#232duct tape sword1
#255duct tape wallet1
#43dusty animal skull2
#3266easter egg balloon4
#42eggman noodles5
#789empty agua de vida bottle82
#1480enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#1020encoder ring3
#295executive mime flask1
#50exotic parrot egg1
#1502explosion-flavored chewing gum4
#1439facsimile dictionary3
#1350fake fake vomit10
#1375fat stacks of cash1
#337festive sausage7
#11figurine of a charred seal96
#123figurine of a cold seal50
#29figurine of a cute baby seal12
#62figurine of a shadowy seal18
#10figurine of a sleek seal90
#120figurine of a slippery seal15
#128figurine of a stinking seal18
#87figurine of a wretched-looking seal14
#130figurine of an ancient seal7
#34figurine of an armored seal11
#315filthy lucre110
#376flavored foot massage oil106
#50flickering pixel1
#258flimsy clipboard1
#29flyest of shirts3
#226foam dart244
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#20foot-long hot daub1
🥈fossilized necklace1
#117frost-rimed seal hide4
#60fustulent seal grulch10
#688fuzzy busby1
#2297fuzzy dice3
#172giant marshmallow2
#427gift-a-pult1
#184gin-soaked blotter paper3
#27glass of drippy wine1
#21glob of Blank-Out1
#39goblin paste2
#882green balloon1
#703green clay bead6
#5338grue egg1
#61hair of the calf4
#3716handful of confetti4
#148hardened slime hat1
#1228heart necklace6
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#1679heart of the volcano1
#442heart-shaped balloon13
#59helm of the white knight1
#351hobo nickel777
#268holiday cheese log7
#12homemade robot2
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#197hunk of granite1
#39hyperinflated seal lung23
#164imbued seal-blubber candle1
#196incense bath ball5
#32ingot of seal-iron16
#46innuendo3
#63insane tophat1
#1394jazz soap6
🥈laser cannon1
#7lawn dart36
#415magical mystery juice12
#195magnetic sculpture kit1
#235mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#274memory of a T2
#233memory of some delicious amino acids3
#128mime army camouflage kit1
#148mime army rations2
#205mime army wine1
#41miming boots2
#93miming gloves1
#105misshapen animal skeleton1
#48missing wine6
#240mooseflank1
#618motivational poster6
#249mugcake11
#142myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball2
#69mysterious present9
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#2263obsidian dagger4
#64odor extractor2
#16old school flying disc22
#204overcookie1
#137oyster egg balloon1
🥇packet of dragon's teeth1
🥉packet of pumpkin seeds1
#102paperclip cape1
#141paperclip sproinger1
#90paperclip turban1
#197pearlescent oyster egg2
#228peppermint tailings65
#116perpendicular hula with a fly in it2
#354personal massager53
#263personalized coffee mug273
#109pestopiary1
#1322pet rock "Groucho" disguise5
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#113pile of useless robot parts11
#721pink clay bead8
#66pixel morning star1
#87plain brown wrapper11
🥈plexifoam chin strap1
#33plush hamsterpus1
#702pointy mushroom1
#23pompadour'd puppy1
#319popsicle stick1
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#88powdered sealbone1
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#87puff of smoke12
#635purple clay bead2
#335quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments3
#228raffle prize box1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#797red class ring5
#303red-and-green sweater9
#25refrigerated biohazard container1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#83rockin' wagon with a fly in it2
#1272rubber WWBD? bracelet6
#877rubber WWJD? bracelet9
#1522rubber WWSPD? bracelet5
#935rubber WWtNSD? bracelet8
#1959rubber emo roe1
#164s'more191
#419sand dollar2
#1705sandwich of the gods2
#78scintillating powder2
#160scrap of shadow1
#44seal lube10
#158seal-blubber candle28
#74sealhide hood1
#232sealhide seal doll4
#173sealhide snare2
#8severed flipper15
#119shovelful of dirt21
#314shredded hellseal hide14
#326shushed potatoes1
#69silent A1
#138silent B1
#59silent C1
#63silent D1
#57silent E1
#77silent F1
#64silent G1
#135silent H1
#203silent I1
#173silent J1
#46silent K1
#150silent L1
#191silent M1
#69silent N1
#242silent O1
#212silent P1
#87silent Q1
#62silent R1
#69silent S1
#65silent T1
#64silent U1
#75silent V1
#123silent W1
#186silent X1
#67silent Y1
#121silent Z1
🥈silicon-infused gluteal shield1
#126sizzling seal fat2
#70slap and tickle with a fly in it6
#32slime-covered shovel1
#213slime-soaked brain1
#201slime-soaked hypophysis1
#356slow jam collection12
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
#33solid asbestos box1
🥈soul monocle1
#905spade necklace8
#2774spectre scepter4
#212sponge cake2
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#219stale Cheer-E-Os1
#238stolen sushi1
#3306stuffed Cheshire bitten13
#1053stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech46
#546stuffed Meat87
#6270stuffed angry cow4
#1454stuffed astral badger36
#1361stuffed baby gravy fairy38
#322stuffed can of asparagus18
#33stuffed caterpillar10
#3915stuffed cocoabo10
#1169stuffed crazy bastard sword4
#311stuffed dodecapede13
#1152stuffed flaming gravy fairy44
#1582stuffed frozen gravy fairy33
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#1398stuffed hand turkey37
#419stuffed key136
#1143stuffed martini5
#1368stuffed mind flayer38
#618stuffed mink76
#563stuffed monocle86
#844stuffed ninja snowman4
#142stuffed porpoise1
#83stuffed sabre-toothed lime1
#1136stuffed scary death orb45
#1517stuffed sleazy gravy fairy34
#1789stuffed snowy owl28
#1714stuffed spooky gravy fairy30
#1488stuffed stinky gravy fairy34
#453stuffed teddy butler102
#580stuffed tin of caviar82
#388stuffed treasure chest148
#1562stuffed undead elbow macaroni33
#226stuffed yo-yo3
#777stuffed zmobie1
#15sucker bucket11
#219sucker kabuto1
#40sucker tachi4
#122sugar chapeau1
#101sugar shank1
#79sugar shillelagh1
#118sugar shirt1
#146sugar shorts1
#104sugar shotgun1
#82suspicious-looking fedora1
#93synthetic dog hair pill3
#12tainted seal's blood41
#223tangarita with a fly in it1
#468tattered paper crown2
#32the finger3
#181thick walrus blubber1
#79tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker1
#1160tiny plastic Beebee King1
#86tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#313torn hellseal sinew14
#52trousers of the white knight1
#392tulip1
#673turtle pheromones1
#172twitching time capsule1
#511urinal cake2
#1686useless powder4
#23very large caltrop2
#26walrus ice cream13
🥇wand of fudge control1
#64warbear badge3
#21warbear empathy chip (used)1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#252warehouse key1
#219water purification pills1
#179water-polo cap1
#26wax hat1
#903white balloon1
#630white class ring8
#1933whoopie cushion1
#91willowy bonnet1
#2053wind-up chattering teeth1
#32world's most unappetizing beverage3
#1157wrench bracelet1
#78wristwatch of the white knight1
#1617yellow snowcone5

Wow, that's 8,987 items total!

what items are this player missing?