| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #575 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #99 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #63 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 2 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #987 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #215 | banana smoothie | 3 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1167 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #466 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #571 | canteen of wine | 46 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #443 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #843 | delicious salad | 28 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #2321 | duct tape | 1 |
| #595 | dusty Crimbo crate | 18 |
| #1149 | elven limbos gingerbread | 7 |
| #457 | elven moonshine | 24 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #3242 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #262 | heavy metal sonata | 2 |
| #322 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 2 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1297 | knuckle sandwich | 4 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #218 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #2328 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #352 | strange shiny disc | 11 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #742 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 17 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2573 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |