| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #238 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #993 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #3163 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #512 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #669 | canteen of wine | 37 |
| #361 | cheap elven gloves | 12 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #899 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #604 | elven limbos gingerbread | 22 |
| #876 | elven moonshine | 9 |
| #378 | elven socks | 12 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #2321 | golden ring | 20 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #2795 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1825 | killing feather | 24 |
| #1419 | knuckle sandwich | 2 |
| #2490 | laser-broiled pear | 9 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #1386 | monomolecular yo-yo | 7 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #364 | penguin thesaurus | 19 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1364 | robotronic egg | 12 |
| #2285 | rogue swarmer | 17 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2143 | sawblade fragment | 20 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #4495 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #3986 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #4275 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #3816 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1547 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2081 | unstable laser battery | 24 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |