| #572 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1058 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #1852 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #132 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #164 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #516 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #238 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #1759 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #504 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #996 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #3161 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #514 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #662 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1630 | buckyball | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #667 | canteen of wine | 37 |
| #361 | cheap elven gloves | 12 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #1824 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1812 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #899 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #603 | elven limbos gingerbread | 22 |
| #875 | elven moonshine | 9 |
| #378 | elven socks | 12 |
| #256 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1163 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #323 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #2872 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2417 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #2319 | golden ring | 20 |
| #1202 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #2800 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #2794 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #700 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1824 | killing feather | 24 |
| #1418 | knuckle sandwich | 2 |
| #2488 | laser-broiled pear | 9 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #1387 | monomolecular yo-yo | 7 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #1141 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #365 | penguin thesaurus | 19 |
| #1625 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1365 | robotronic egg | 12 |
| #2285 | rogue swarmer | 17 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #2421 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2143 | sawblade fragment | 20 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #4508 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #3999 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #4284 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #5774 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6183 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #3827 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5340 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #6335 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #4948 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #1714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5817 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4806 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #6372 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #7000 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1460 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #7778 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5324 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1546 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #537 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #294 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic "Santa Claus" | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Colonel Brando | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2172 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1770 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #6125 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6244 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #1503 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4812 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4799 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2819 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #4014 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2124 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2080 | unstable laser battery | 24 |
| #2757 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |