| #573 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1056 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #239 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #850 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #993 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| #787 | beertini | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #3161 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #667 | canteen of wine | 37 |
| #361 | cheap elven gloves | 12 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #899 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #603 | elven limbos gingerbread | 22 |
| #875 | elven moonshine | 9 |
| #378 | elven socks | 12 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #2320 | golden ring | 20 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #2803 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1825 | killing feather | 24 |
| #1418 | knuckle sandwich | 2 |
| #2488 | laser-broiled pear | 9 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #1387 | monomolecular yo-yo | 7 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #619 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #364 | penguin thesaurus | 19 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1365 | robotronic egg | 12 |
| #2284 | rogue swarmer | 17 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2143 | sawblade fragment | 20 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #4507 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #3996 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #4283 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #5772 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #3826 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #4948 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5815 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1458 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1546 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2080 | unstable laser battery | 24 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |