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| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #444 | Crimbuck | 2,291 |
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| #42 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 110 |
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| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #14 | Kevlar balloon | 40 |
| #766 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 3 |
| #130 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #25 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 500 |
| #29 | Mylar balloon | 20 |
| #132 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 306 |
| #60 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 10 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #12 | all-purpose flower | 30 |
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| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
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| #2751 | badass belt | 17 |
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| #1160 | ball | 4 |
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| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #22 | blue velvet cake | 11 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
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| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #654 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 10 |
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| #54 | chocolate box | 2 |
| #22 | congratulatory cake | 10 |
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| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
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| #655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #52 | dwarf bread | 100 |
| #1736 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #40 | exotic orchid | 10 |
| #1076 | felt | 8 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
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| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
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| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #115 | green balloon | 100 |
| #1297 | green beer | 5 |
| #1280 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #134 | heart-shaped balloon | 111 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #344 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 20 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #281 | mariachi G-string | 10 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
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| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
| #116 | mugcake | 100 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
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| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1312 | pail | 3 |
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| #370 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 20 |
| #573 | pile of candy | 10 |
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| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
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| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #2136 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #90 | small leather glove | 12 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #647 | stinky mushroom | 2 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1114 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #1120 | string of blue beads | 10 |
| #1120 | string of green beads | 10 |
| #1122 | string of red beads | 10 |
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| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #5334 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
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| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #106 | stuffed dodecapede | 101 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #43 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 100 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #2907 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4393 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #20 | stuffed stab bat | 20 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #175 | stuffed zmobie | 10 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #368 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 20 |
| #399 | tarrrnish charrrm | 4 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #20 | thought balloon | 11 |
| #41 | three-tiered wedding cake | 20 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
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| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 12 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #98 | tiny plastic Toybot | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #656 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 11 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #64 | tiny plastic warbear | 3 |
| #101 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #114 | tulip | 10 |
| #131 | urinal cake | 100 |
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| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1781 | yo-yo | 4 |